Tell me the worst sex you ever had.

[jh1]

Honestly I could care less if a man even owns a penis anymore...

If he has a tongue and knows how to use it, I could overlook nearly any flaw!

Yeah... I wish I had a girl like that... my ex didn't like me to go down on her and BJs were far and few between...

I could do with just oral

 

[BO-DEN]

Sophmore year of college............I met the most amazingly hot girl (next to my wife) I have ever seen.........she's done playboy twice for the Big 12 thingy..........but believe me this was of no consequence, as she was the worlds worst fuck. This bitch would just lay there and close her eyes.......literally FUCKING CLOSE HER FUCKING EYES.......until I blew......oh yeah I blew alright..........but that was only due to the fact that she was amazingly hot.......and a shitload of test........

The weird thing is she was so sexually aggressive before we would actually get down to it......licking my ear in the bar....displaying the fact that she wasn't wearing underwear................weird...........plain fucking weird..........

She ran up the stairs to my room........lit candles.....stripped off her clothes.......and laid on my bed.......I thought I would bust before I even touched her........but the minute I got near her......she went all limp noodle on me........and CLOSED HER FUCKING EYES..................weird ass hot girls............

iv had VERY simular experience

BO-DEN

 

[superqt4u2nv]

If some girl called my johnson pretty I would not be impressed

Ok handsome!

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

I can honestly say that the only bad sex has been the stuff I've been giving out because I haven't had any towards me... that I can remember.

I went down on a girl while I was drunk, fell off the edge of the bed, smashed my face into her poontang and my teeth tore through the skin that holds the top lip and then the bleeding.
I was too drunk to care... ugh, I don't even want to think about it.
That chick was neither hot nor thin - but she had big boobs and was relatively hairy, so she had that going for her.

But yeah, as long as that doesn't count, then its all been fantastic (for me - I'm sure I dished out a whole lot of useless a bunch of times).

 

[Mr. Black]

My worst sex story had to do more with the oral side of things. I had just started dating this little cutie and we were going at it & went down on her. Well I had ripped her panites off in the dark and dove in licking and slurping away quite enjoying enjoying msyelf. She was still a little shy and unfortunately I did not recieve aything in return...yet. Any rate it was time to driver her home and I flicked on my black nights to find her panties. Well once I found them, i noticed they were covered in a dark sticky fluid. Hmmm as I inspected a little closer and did a double take looking back to her spread eagled pussy, it was covered in menstrual blood! Not wanting to embarass her further by barfing all over her, I ran to the bathroom in the dark and scrubbed my face and gargled listerine for quite some time. Now that's how you earn your red wings

 

[AAP]

And how often do gay guys make money off sex?

What do you others think of this? How often? Be honest now.

 

[Tiervexx]

What do you others think of this? How often? Be honest now.

not much of an answer

 

[Becoming]

What do you others think of this? How often? Be honest now.

I would bet alot, and not much... i could see reasons for both-

1- guys are always horny, so it is easy to find someone to get laid- so not much money...

2- guys are always trying to get laid, and can never find enough- so a lot of money..

 

[Sub-Zero]

i think i did actually. squeak is one way to describe it, chirp would be another. kind of like a combo of both. do you think that maybe i fucked one of PIGEON-RAT's relatives?

lol

 

[Lumberg]

If you are going to be bad in the sack, then why on earth would you even go through the effort to get her their?

so I could cum in her pussy?

seriously.

Mr. Black I had almost the same experience. I ate my gf out in the dark.

Then I went to go take a piss and in the macabre half-light in the bathroom I saw myself in the mirror and was like...huh? I don't have a goatee!

I turned on the light to see that the "goatee" was actually menstrual blood. Neither of us had realized she had just started her period.

I thought it was funny. It didn't taste any different than normal.