Tell me the worst sex you ever had.

[Dial_tone]

That's just cruel....even dudes I can't stand deserve a bigger weenie than that.

 

[jerkbox]

micropenis....


that's gotta suck.......christ if I was hung like that I don't know what I'd do.....I at least have that goin for me.....

 

[jerkbox]

That said, I was young and had not yet discovered the beauty and wonder of the tongue.

you know, i don't think women need to have a big one as far as the feeling goes.....but, I'm pretty sure they enjoy looking at/playing with a big one....visual turn on for them. of course, this is my own assumption.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Jerkbox I would have agree it needs to look pretty

 

[Bikini Mod]

That said, I was young and had not yet discovered the beauty and wonder of the tongue.

Honestly I could care less if a man even owns a penis anymore...

If he has a tongue and knows how to use it, I could overlook nearly any flaw!

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Worst was about 3 years ago guy finshed fast and then couldn't get hard again.

 

[Tiervexx]

Do girls put any credibility at all on internet claims of a mans size?

I have two things are equally fun. Claiming to have a monster and claiming to have almost nothing at all.

Claiming the proper size is just............improper. It takes the comedic element out of it.

When guys joke about how small they are, they show security, charictor, and humor.

By comparison it is almost always annoying to hear guys talk about how big they are...

 

[Tiervexx]

And then that one time I set my tricks pubic hair on fire...

I wana hear the story!!!

And how often do gay guys make money off sex?

 

[supersizeme]

Worst sex I've ever had unfortunately happened during one of my very few one night stands. I was at an upscale bar a few years ago near downtown with some buddies of mine. I walked by these two Hispanic women and one of them pulled me over and asked how a white boy acquired an ass like that. I told them "squats" and then did the booty clap(this is a lie). I hung out with the two of them the rest of the night - Juanita and Arcie. Arcie was way hotter than Juanita, but Juanita was the more aggressive one so I paid more attention to her. The three of us left the club together, and I followed them back to their place. We stopped off at a gas station on the way to their place, and Juanita stuck her head out the window and asked if I had what "they needed"(meaning condoms). I was like, sure do, as I had been wearing a condom all night just in case some random all-out fucking broke out in the middle of the bar.

We ended up back at their place and I don't know how I managed to not realize this was a threesome waiting to happen, but I just thought it was Juanita who was down with it. Arcie went to bed and Juanita and I proceded to go at it there on Arcie's living room floor. I'm pretty sure that her living room substituted as a kiln for cooking clay because I was drenched in sweat by about 5 minutes into it. Juanita was probably in her mid 30s with 25,000 children, and her vagina verified this for me. I have honestly never had my penis in anything this loose before. I couldn't even really tell you for sure whether or not I penetrated her. So it was basically me doing a lot of thrusting and sweating on her and not much orgasming. It probably lasted about 10 minutes before I collapsed from heat exhaustion and then went home.

Then I got pulled over on the way home at 5am and was almost taken to jail because I had a warrant out for my arrest for a JAY WALKING ticket that I never paid. But fortunately it was close enough to the end of the cop's shift that he didn't want to deal with the paperwork, and he let me go.

 

[Mr. Black]

it needs to look pretty

If some girl called my johnson pretty I would not be impressed