Tell me the worst sex you ever had.

[IhateOsama]

Trust me I never want to repeat what happened to me again. Who would have thought that Vasity initiation would involve so many wieners and broom handles.

 

[ColdCut]

You have not had a bad climax until you have had to fake one.

Whew.

You grunt a few times, pull out and then spit on their backs.

Go "Baby that was great. Don't come back."

ROFLMAO..........spit on their back

 

[ColdCut]

It was so small - I got up and went home.

how small could it have been?

 

[ColdCut]

The most amazing sex I have ever had was with a guy that was 6' 4", 240 #.... hardly any body hair (except on his head where it was like a shag carpet), dark skin (had a bit of native American in his blood) who had skillz that were UN-IMAGINABLE!!! There was nothing that this guy could do to turn me off. He did EEEEEEEEEEVERYTHING RIGHT!

*sigh*

I still remember the last time we were together. We were "only friends" (at his request LOL) *wink*... yea, it took him like an extra minute and a 1/2 to get his clothing off because we were stoned. It was late February 2002.

God, I remember that sex like it was yesterday....

*sniff*

guess what, im back baby