Tell me the worst sex you ever had.

[jh1]

Different one JH1. Your's is average she said. I don't agree with her. From what I saw you may need to get the Autin Powers Sweedish Penis Pump and book.

You've seen my Dick? Good-god.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Do girls put any credibility at all on internet claims of a mans size?

I have two things are equally fun. Claiming to have a monster and claiming to have almost nothing at all.

Claiming the proper size is just............improper. It takes the comedic element out of it.

 

[jerkbox]

You've seen my Dick? Good-god.

well, you did have a pic of it in your avarmar there bro.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Hmm.

So if I dont' want the woman to sleep over, then I should be horrible in the sack?

That's so crazy, it might just work!

LOL

If you are going to be bad in the sack, then why on earth would you even go through the effort to get her their?

I am not saying that I need to "cuddle". I shudder at the thought of it. I would just like to be able to not feel like "What am I doing here? I took my clothing off for this?!" again. I have never had bad sex with a man that I wanted to wake up next to in the morning. So I guess that I am just correlating the two.

 

[jh1]

well, you did have a pic of it in your avarmar there bro.

You LOOKED at it???!!!!???? OMG, someone note that JERKBOX has been looking at my cock again !!!!

 

[jerkbox]

You LOOKED at it???!!!!???? OMG, someone note that JERKBOX has been looking at my cock again !!!!

well, i had trouble seeing it, but once I found my monocle I could kinda make it out.

 

[jh1]

well, i had trouble seeing it, but once I found my monocle I could kinda make it out.

You so desperate to get a glimpse of COCK that you carry a monocle around to assure that you can do so????

Dude, you have problems...

 

[Turd Ferguson]

<---------------------------- 's Wife didn't need monicle to see mine. But I'm average.

 

[velvett]

My wife told me this story about a guy she was dating before me. He had a VERY small one. Like an inch. Funny he was a Body Builder too. ( I'm not one I'm fat ). And my wife said she had to really try hard not to laugh at the guy.

She told me a story where he would talk smak about how big he was. He would like tell her " you want this big old thing " and all the time be holding his stump with two fingers like it's a fire hose.

OMG!

It must be the very same guy!

 

[velvett]

how small was it? like 2 inches? did he have a woody?

Seriously - it was shorter than my thumb, hard.

I was horribly freaked out by it all and went into a state of panic and ran like hell.


That said, I was young and had not yet discovered the beauty and wonder of the tongue.