Tell me the worst sex you ever had.

[velvett]

My worst sex story had to do more with the oral side of things. I had just started dating this little cutie and we were going at it & went down on her. Well I had ripped her panites off in the dark and dove in licking and slurping away quite enjoying enjoying msyelf. She was still a little shy and unfortunately I did not recieve aything in return...yet. Any rate it was time to driver her home and I flicked on my black nights to find her panties. Well once I found them, i noticed they were covered in a dark sticky fluid. Hmmm as I inspected a little closer and did a double take looking back to her spread eagled pussy, it was covered in menstrual blood! Not wanting to embarass her further by barfing all over her, I ran to the bathroom in the dark and scrubbed my face and gargled listerine for quite some time. Now that's how you earn your red wings

MMMMMMMMMMMMM


Yummie.

 

[Lestat]

i don't really wanna recount my story in detail...

basically she smelled really bad, and her natural lubrication was much thicker then any other woman's i had encountered... white and thick and smelled worse then you can imagine.....

i flipped her over doggy style and tried not to look at the white crap on my cock and tried not to breath... and said "im gonna cum".. she said "nooo!" cuz it had only been 10 minutes or so.. but there was no way I was gonna prolong this experience any longer then i had too...

i blew my load... took the condom off.. went to the bathroom and washed my cock and hands off with hot water and almost all the soap she had.

ick.. thinking about it gives me the heebie jeebies....


the second worst time was just oral.. it was in college.. a female friend of mine was drinking and horny.. and I always had a hard time turning down chicks when I lived in the dorms... it was too easy.. so many hot horny women within walking distance....

anyway, this story is interesting, but I gotta go so I can tell how it all lead to this.. but what it did lead to was she giving me oral and then me giving her oral..

problem was, she smelled HORRIBLE... i couldn't believe it.. it was my first encounter with a pussy that smelled bad.. and this wasn't bad, it as nausiating.. i literally was gagging due to the smell and taste... it was probably because it was like 4am at the time and she hadn't showered since 8am.. but still.. fuck, I was blindsided by it..

I tried to drool a lot... so that my saliva might mask the taste and smell... and i tried to use my fingers more and mouth less... i wasn't gonna stop until she came though... that woulda been the death nail for my game in the dorms.. being known as the guy that gets but doesn't give... so I stayed in there for a solid 10 minutes or so until she came.. and then I was outta there.. my room was like 30 seconds down the hall.. so I went there quick, got my shower stuff and took the hottest shower possible.. washed my face forever it seemed like.

I hope to never encounter that smell again.

 

[Sub-Zero]

serious question, vellvette.


my penis is about the length of a mechanical BIC pencil.

would i be a target of the "left my iron on" and run tactic?

 

[velvett]

serious question, vellvette.


my penis is about the length of a mechanical BIC pencil.

would i be a target of the "left my iron on" and run tactic?

Thinking.....

well damn, it's been years since I used a mechanical pencil... huh, wonder if it's anything like a drafting pencil???


I think it would be safe to say no.

 

[velvett]

i don't really wanna recount my story in detail...

basically she smelled really bad, and her natural lubrication was much thicker then any other woman's i had encountered... white and thick and smelled worse then you can imagine.....

i flipped her over doggy style and tried not to look at the white crap on my cock and tried not to breath... and said "im gonna cum".. she said "nooo!" cuz it had only been 10 minutes or so.. but there was no way I was gonna prolong this experience any longer then i had too...

i blew my load... took the condom off.. went to the bathroom and washed my cock and hands off with hot water and almost all the soap she had.

ick.. thinking about it gives me the heebie jeebies....


the second worst time was just oral.. it was in college.. a female friend of mine was drinking and horny.. and I always had a hard time turning down chicks when I lived in the dorms... it was too easy.. so many hot horny women within walking distance....

anyway, this story is interesting, but I gotta go so I can tell how it all lead to this.. but what it did lead to was she giving me oral and then me giving her oral..

problem was, she smelled HORRIBLE... i couldn't believe it.. it was my first encounter with a pussy that smelled bad.. and this wasn't bad, it as nausiating.. i literally was gagging due to the smell and taste... it was probably because it was like 4am at the time and she hadn't showered since 8am.. but still.. fuck, I was blindsided by it..

I tried to drool a lot... so that my saliva might mask the taste and smell... and i tried to use my fingers more and mouth less... i wasn't gonna stop until she came though... that woulda been the death nail for my game in the dorms.. being known as the guy that gets but doesn't give... so I stayed in there for a solid 10 minutes or so until she came.. and then I was outta there.. my room was like 30 seconds down the hall.. so I went there quick, got my shower stuff and took the hottest shower possible.. washed my face forever it seemed like.

I hope to never encounter that smell again.

OMFG!


Those are some of the nastiest stories.

I am so happy to be female now.




3rd rule of really hot sweet sex - DO NOT under any circumstance partake in oral sex where one or more parties has not showered in the very very recent past.

OH GOD and no oral after pooping - that's just nasty I don't care how much I love you or how good you are in the sack - you're taking a damn shower.

 

[Bikini Mod]

so I could cum in her pussy?

seriously.

You mean to tell me that you would go through all kinds of bullshit just for the shot of cumming into a pussy?

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE SEX. But I can't even be bothered to change the batteries in my vibrator anymore, let alone go through all kinds of shit in the hopes that some dude *might* know how to eat pussy or how to properly fuck a woman.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Now that's how you earn your red wings [/B]

I was dating a in the spring that would go down on me no matter what. It was the first time I ever had a guy eat me out on my period and let me tell you it felt like heavin.

 

[Lumberg]

You mean to tell me that you would go through all kinds of bullshit just for the shot of cumming into a pussy?

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE SEX. But I can't even be bothered to change the batteries in my vibrator anymore, let alone go through all kinds of shit in the hopes that some dude *might* know how to eat pussy or how to properly fuck a woman.

seriously,

no

I know what you mean, the rigamarole is not worth it any more.

 

[Testosterone boy]

seriously,

no

I know what you mean, the rigamarole is not worth it any more.

Its really bad when you also decide that whacking it is no longer worth it.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

same horrible chick as posted previously....

took her to the Marine Corps ball with me one year, as i didn't have a date and figured i was gonna be drunk as hell, why not bring her so i am gaurenteed a piece of ass afterwards, right?

i get so lit at the bar afterwards, i'm seeing 4 of everything for a while. by the time we got back to the hotel, i was only seeing 2 of everything. we crawled in bed, and i said "so, wanna fuck?" she just laughed and said "sure" and i laughed also. then i said "i wasn't kidding." "i wasn't either....."

so we start messing around, then i realize what i had just gotten myself into. i couldn't bail out right away, i mean, damn, i was drunk and horny. had her go down on me, and i was so damn drunk it took 1/2 hour. she kept coming up and saying "i want you to eat me" and i'd just tell her "yeah, sure, as soon as you're done with me" so she'd keep going. she told me twice she just wanted to start fucking, and i told her as soon as she was done with me, i'd eat her like crazy and then we'd fuck, so she kept going til i finally got off.

i got up and went to get a drink of water and started trying to think my way out of the situation. then it hit me....i was hammered and THAT would get me out of it. i walked back to the bed, then crawled in and buried my head in the pillow and started going "oooohhhhhhh..........iiiiiii.......think.......iiiiiiii.....drank too much......"

she started cuddling with me and i fell asleep in under 2 minutes

that was the LAST time anything sexual happened between us....thank god!

oh, forgot to add this before.....out of maybe a dozen times we slept together, i only went down on her maybe 4 times, and this was for 2 good reasons. #1 was that she had a HORRIBLE smell. yeah, the smell went away after a few minutes, but the initial whiff was enough to make you think twice about going down there. i always came up with an excuse or said "i just want to FUCK" to get out of it. #2 reason was that this chick could shave herself bald in the morning and have a double 5 o'clock shadow by mid-afternoon. it was rough enough to tear your face apart. really sucked, cause she had by far the prettiest pussy i have ever been up close and personal with.