Tell me the worst sex you ever had.

[GoldenDelicious]

wow im so blown away by some of the replies in this thread im going to delete my post

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT TASTE BLOOD IN YOUR MOUTH

oh that is so gross. wow im traumatised. oh my Lord. im going to use this thread to help me stay on my diet

and yes i realise i have just set my self up for an eating pussy comment

 

[Sub-Zero]

That is so grosss. I laughed my ass off reading this. I'm so glad that I'm a virgin.

i thought u had a daughter?

 

[rnch]

there's such a thing as bad sex???

only 2 hours later; when you are back at your place washing the "stanky offin' yo' hang down". it's at this point that you think..."hmm...wasn't that good after all....no call back for that one."

 

[Robert Jan]

Sophmore year of college............I met the most amazingly hot girl (next to my wife) I have ever seen.........she's done playboy twice for the Big 12 thingy..........but believe me this was of no consequence, as she was the worlds worst fuck. This bitch would just lay there and close her eyes.......literally FUCKING CLOSE HER FUCKING EYES.......until I blew......oh yeah I blew alright..........but that was only due to the fact that she was amazingly hot.......and a shitload of test........

The weird thing is she was so sexually aggressive before we would actually get down to it......licking my ear in the bar....displaying the fact that she wasn't wearing underwear................weird...........plain fucking weird..........

She ran up the stairs to my room........lit candles.....stripped off her clothes.......and laid on my bed.......I thought I would bust before I even touched her........but the minute I got near her......she went all limp noodle on me........and CLOSED HER FUCKING EYES..................weird ass hot girls............

Necrophile.

 

[buddy28]

You fucked a girl so hard she shit your bed? And you were alright with that to do it again?

I guess I did. I was pretty high at the time and she was hot.

 

[Lumberg]

I guess I did. I was pretty high at the time and she was hot.

coprophile.

 

[The Shadow]

Well...I whiped it out and suddenly the chiock remembered she had left her iron on at home

 

[velvett]

Well...I whiped it out and suddenly the chiock remembered she had left her iron on at home

Apparently you're consistent in your taste in women.

 

[The Shadow]

Apparently you're consistent in your taste in women.

lol



wait....


was that a shot?

 

[Bullit]

she didn't smile or laugh at any of my jokes

Sounds normal to me.