So my gf asked me...

[-SD-]

I always ask girls i am about to sleep with how many dudes they have had


hoping it'll be a real low number so they won't realize how much I suck in bed because they'll have nothing to compare it to.

First honest post youve had in a while, rob.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

The correct answer to this question would be:

"Baby it doesn't matter how many came before as after we were to together I discovered no on has touched me on all the levels that you have our bound is so deep the past is a blur."

 

[solidspine]

Re: So my gf asked me...

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lolol

thats as bad as when a guy asks if you've ever been with someone bigger or better than him


How in the hell do you answer that?

It is the woman duty to always say that he is the biggest,

 

[gjohnson5]

Saying "I don't know" makes you look like you'd fuck sheep just to get it on...

I would have stopped at 4 just to tell a lie

how many women I have slept with.
We were laying in bed at the time.

I said "I don't know"

She said "two"

Me "yeah"

Her "four"

Me "yeah"

Her "eight"

Me "Look I have no idea" I said it in an irritated way.

The conversation ended.

My question is who would ask someone that?

Ladies. How they hell does a guy get out of that situation without totally blowing it.
*Note: There is no way I am telling the truth. It would cause all sorts of problems.

 

[EnderJE]

The correct answer to this question would be:

"Baby it doesn't matter how many came before as after we were to together I discovered no on has touched me on all the levels that you have our bound is so deep the past is a blur."

lmao...I take it you hear that line often...?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

lmao...I take it you hear that line often...?

I am not stupid enough to ask that question and don't care to know. I ask have you practiced safer sex and when was your last blood test.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

ill admit i always lie my ass off when they ask me that

that being said, statistically, the average number of women a man will bed in his lifetime is between 6 and 8.

there are lots of sluts in this thread, by the way. and one slut wannabe. who likes baseball

 

[-SD-]

ill admit i always lie my ass off when they ask me that

that being said, statistically, the average number of women a man will bed in his lifetime is between 6 and 8.

there are lots of sluts in this thread, by the way. and one slut wannabe. who likes baseball

That number is bullshit bor. Ive bagged 6 this year alone.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

That number is bullshit bor. Ive bagged 6 this year alone.

im sure its skewed by countries where people marry their first, but still..

also, youre a huge slut, congrats

 

[canadianhitman]

My rule of thumb for this: only admit to the ones that she could possibly find out about. That number will be bad enough in her eyes, but not so horrifying that it messes things up.