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so my buddies little sister is over, she came to pick up her brothers weed which he left at my house. shes talkin about how her boyfriend is this and that and whatever. i tell her she needs to smoke some weed so she can forget about her relationship problems. so we smoke a doobie and she appears to get really horny off the weed cus shes sittin there rubbin her pussy through her pants. being the gentleman i am, i make a move. in no time, i'm drilling this bitch in the missionary position. i wasnt wearin a condom cus i figured if i get her pregnant, i'll just pay montel williams to rig a paternity test for me on his show. so right when i'm about to bust, i say "i feel like i may ejaculate", she says "climax in my mouth." so i get up and squat over her and forcefully put my dick in her mouth. she starts suckin it like a vacuum cleaner, then right when i'm gonna shoot the goo, i feel a rumble in my stomach, all the sudden my focus is on takin a dump cus my stomach is really startin to hurt. she sees me makin these odd faces and takes my dick out of her mouth and says "something wrong?", right at that exact moment, i lost control of my sphinter and shit all over her tits. i didnt know what to do so i tell her that i'm very sorry and that i'll get her a towel to clean it up. i head over to the closet and grab a towel and come back and all the sudden the big logs i dropped have disappeared and this bitch has got a brown ring around her mouth like my exgirlfriend had around her asshole. i say "dont tell me you just ate my poopy bitch" and then she looks at me with this stupid fuckin look that all girls have and says "sorry, i always get the munchies when i smoke weed." wtf?
