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[blut wump]

Nand rolone

 

[Lumberg]

Stand Alone.

 

[Smurfy]

I posted on this thread but nothing really magical happened as a result. I want my money back.

 

[Lumberg]

I posted on this thread but nothing really magical happened as a result. I want my money back.

The thing that happens happens to people who DON'T post in this thread, and that thing is very, very bad.

Also, don't even front that you didn't get a metric pantsload of karma from this thread (an unintended consequence, I assure you).

 

[PBR]

Well then hop on that scooter of yours and get your ass up here. I have chicken and mushrooms simmering and a fruit salad chilling... problem is I made too much and I need help eating it.

well thats a fine time to tell me....LOL...please give me a little more advanced notice, i'll gas up the scooter...

 

[Mr. dB]

GOD: Arthur! Arthur, King of the Britons! Oh, don't grovel!
[singing stops]
One thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.
ARTHUR: Sorry.
[boom]
GOD: And don't apologize. Every time I try to talk to someone it's 'sorry this' and 'forgive me that' and 'I'm not worthy'.
[boom]
What are you doing now?!
ARTHUR: I'm averting my eyes, O Lord.
GOD: Well, don't. It's like those miserable Psalms-- they're so depressing. Now, knock it off!
ARTHUR: Yes, Lord.
GOD: Right! Arthur, King of the Britons, your Knights of the Round Table shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times.
ARTHUR: Good idea, O Lord!
GOD: 'Course it's a good idea! Behold!
[angels sing]
Arthur, this is the Holy Grail. Look well, Arthur, for it is your sacred task to seek this grail. That is your purpose, Arthur: the quest for the Holy
Grail.
[boom]
[singing stops]
LAUNCELOT: A blessing! A blessing from the Lord!
GALAHAD: God be praised!

 

[dirty~d~]

You Yellow Bastard! Come Back Here And Take What's Coming To Ya! I'll Bite Your Legs Off!!

 

[pintoca]

OK, Im posting, since the thread will refuse to die

 

[blut wump]

Ah, fresh meat.

 

[Lumberg]

Lol