my wife got a boob job, now i'm going to get butt fucked

[s8n]

Im still pissing myself rofl!

 

[fiatconspiracy]

Oh dude...............dude.................why? Be happy its a big bottle of lube, use lots on oyou and the COCK GOING UP YOUR ASS. Be concentrated and relax for THE COCK GOING UP YOUR ASS. Be sure she doesn't think its a rodeo event or payback, talk to her first about THE COCK GOING UP YOUR ASS. Have a good night and keep us informed of how THE COCK WENT UP YOUR ASS

LOL

 

[Quadsweep]

No............No..........Fuck that, don't go through with it. I'm usually a man of my word, but if I were in your shoes I would have to say hell no. Better yet, before she plugs your ass with that thing, tell her how you've always wanted to choke the shit out of her and do it!!! Hell no....couldn't...wouldn't....shouldn't put anything 7" in my ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOOOOOO...are you saying if it was less than 7" that would be okay?

 

[Frackal]

ahhahahahhhahhhahahhaahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa

 

[fiatconspiracy]

I think he means maybe 5" would be cool, but anything bigger now that would be gay.....

 

[BigPhysicsBastard]

bump, haven't heard from the ole boy in awhile.....wonder how the ole chap's doing......<snicker snicker>

 

[Elvis P.]

I'm doing great..thanks for asking. my wife and i have come to an agreament. she cant use that fuckig dildo any more but i have given the ok for her to use her finger when ever she wants to. i actualy kind of like the finger...and she has settled for that...everything is great on the home front.

 

[JohnnyHollywood]

I'm glad you two came to a compromise. A finger is better than a frankferter!

 

[acuraman]

Glad you came to a compromise but this is the funniest shit I have heard in a long time

 

[Elvis P.]

My relationship with the dildo never grew to a point where i named it. The dildo that she bought was black.....so it probably would have been named jamaul or something if our relationship grew to that point.