my wife got a boob job, now i'm going to get butt fucked

[Elvis P.]

Since my wife and i started dating about 3 years ago she always had a fasination with using a strap on with me. I always said " no way in hell". well i was always asking for her to get a boob job and she always said "no way in hell". Then on day she said she would get a boob job if I let her do that thing that i dont even want to mention to my ass. I wanted her to have big tits so bad that i said ok. but you cant do it untill after the surgery. I never thought she would really get her boob done. well the day has come gentlemen. she has had the surgery and she looks great. she also has paid a visit to the local sex shop and bought and 7' strap on dildo. Tonight i'm to pay the piper. I'm scared.

 

[manny78]

Boy I wish you luck, hope you realize the shit you're in now. You're gonna feel what some inmates did. Be a gentleman at least have a complete enema before lol

 

[BigPhysicsBastard]

that's a hell of price to pay!!!

 

[BigPhysicsBastard]

well, good luck to ya bro.......let us know how you turn out!!......er, I mean how it turns out!!!


ps. you should at least make her toss your salad before she puts that thing in you......

 

[Elvis P.]

When i walk by the bedroom i see it laying there on the bed with a big bottle of lube next to it. oh dear god....

 

[BigPhysicsBastard]

When i walk by the bedroom i see it laying there on the bed with a big bottle of lube next to it. oh dear god....

ok stop it now, you're making my sides hurt here.........the jaws theme just popped into my head

 

[Longhorn85]

she has had the surgery and she looks great. she also has paid a visit to the local sex shop and bought and 7' strap on dildo. Tonight i'm to pay the piper. I'm scared.

Wow! A seven foot dildo? Those boobs must look tremendous.

LOL

Let us know how it turns out, or how she turns you out?

 

[Kahn]

Oh dude...............dude.................why? Be happy its a big bottle of lube, use lots on oyou and the COCK GOING UP YOUR ASS. Be concentrated and relax for THE COCK GOING UP YOUR ASS. Be sure she doesn't think its a rodeo event or payback, talk to her first about THE COCK GOING UP YOUR ASS. Have a good night and keep us informed of how THE COCK WENT UP YOUR ASS

 

[boss]

atleast tell her to give you a reach-around while she is going to town.

 

[cladshirt]

Re

This is too damn funny. Never make a deal with the devil......Let us know how it turns out.