my wife got a boob job, now i'm going to get butt fucked

[BigPhysicsBastard]

Elvis.......how was your night bro??? c'mon, update us.......were you walking funny today?? or did she "take it easy" on you???

 

[kd]

HOLY F**K !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bro, I'm sorry, sort of. I can't stop laughing. Video tape it and preview it hear for your fellow elite bros.

BWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This post should be archived under "you won't believe it".

Good luck (I would'nt want to be you, at least not tonight)

 

[pigginsly]

When she's done giving you the ramrod, ask her to do something for you...
Take the strap-on and put it on above your cock and ride her on a two way street. Put the dildo in HER ASS and bang her like there is no tomorrow with your member in her lovehole...
She'll love you like no other man....

 

[MaxBiceps]

he must not be o.k. He hasn't replied since he first posted this thread.

 

[BigPhysicsBastard]

I'm still laughing at his post from last night when he said she had it lying on the bed with a bottle of lube next to it........that's fucking CLASSIC!!! you can just hear the jaws theme as the "ass ramming" hour draws nearer and nearer!!! oh fuck I'm laughing again

 

[BigPhysicsBastard]

yeah, I think his wife played him BIG TIME on this one.........she must be pretty freaky to want to tag her husband like that!!!

 

[XBiker]

So are you gonna shave your asshole so its nice and smooth?

FHG

 

[Elvis P.]

hey everyone- well I dont know where to start. Last night went as planed. It was about 10:00 pm after she cooked dinner and we put down a bottle of wine that she made her move on me. We ended up in the bedroom where she suited up for her event. I layed on the bed and i have to admit that i was scared...i felt the gender role switch so fast... She stood there with this big dildo straped on and lubed the fucker up. she then placed me in the fetal position. At this point i rememberd when i was about 16 and i went to Dr Ratterman to get checked out because i had a hemroid and he stuck his finger in my ass and he told me to take deap breaths. So this is what i did, i started to take deap breaths and then i felt it going in. it really hurt at first and she had to stop untill the pain went away. The she worked the rest of it in. I feel sick talking about this. The only thing i can say is that it felt like a big piece of shit was goin out of me and then it was sucked back in... I'm done taling about this.

 

[Rebelrocker]

Elvis P. are you a rocker,just wondering that name

 

[BigPhysicsBastard]

hey everyone- well I dont know where to start. Last night went as planed. It was about 10:00 pm after she cooked dinner and we put down a bottle of wine that she made her move on me. We ended up in the bedroom where she suited up for her event. I layed on the bed and i have to admit that i was scared...i felt the gender role switch so fast... She stood there with this big dildo straped on and lubed the fucker up. she then placed me in the fetal position. At this point i rememberd when i was about 16 and i went to Dr Ratterman to get checked out because i had a hemroid and he stuck his finger in my ass and he told me to take deap breaths. So this is what i did, i started to take deap breaths and then i felt it going in. it really hurt at first and she had to stop untill the pain went away. The she worked the rest of it in. I feel sick talking about this. The only thing i can say is that it felt like a big piece of shit was goin out of me and then it was sucked back in... I'm done taling about this.

poor guy.....she didn't even at least warm you up with her tongue huh??, obviously an amateur!!! And why would you be in the fetal position?? Doesn't sound too comfortable to me, and I'd want to AS COMFORTABLE AS POSSIBLE with something like that. How did she like it? Does she want to do it again??