my first escort

[Stryker1992]

I nailed my first escort ever today. I was scared as hell but called an ad in a "paper". We made arrangements and in an hour I was at a motel with this chick. I was freaking that she might be a cop or some shit but she was not. We exchanged funds and she took her clothes off, took mine off, sucked my dick and told me to fuck her.

She did not want me to touch her other than to have my cock in her and she acted like I was buying stocks or some shit. Overall, it was mechanical. I did bust a nut and we were done in 30 minutes. Kind of sucked but an experience of sorts.

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

How much money did you blow away for thirty minutes of sucky sex?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Lucky you. Can't find any rent-o-snatch 100 miles from where I live...

 

[TRUEsoldier]

uh, good job!!!! I think

yea it did sound like you kinda got a raw deal, no touching, what kinda shit is that, never had an escort so dont know if that is normal or not. And how much did you pay, hope it wasnt more than the total of a few drinks, and dinner!! Or you got ripped bro

 

[Longhorn85]

How did she look?

 

[Stryker1992]

Hey guys, first off, I have never done this before and did not know what to expect. I have been dating a good bit but I wanted to get laid and there is too much other stuf with dating for me.

I work full time, I work for myself, and I am in school full time finishing my Ph d. I am good looking and well built but not many dates lead to guaranteed sex for me. I am 30 and very polite and b/c of my profession and prominence in the community have a high standard of behavior I must maintain.

She was cute, nice actually but very emotionally dead. The cost was 100, not bad. I pay that much for a date with dinner and drinks.

I need a chick who wants to be frineds with benefits. Maybe one as busy as me. I stay up until 2 or 3 everynight and get up at 5 to workout then am gone until 8 every night. Not a lot of time for 'dating"

I might try the late night strip club thing next week.????????????

 

[Longhorn85]

The cost was 100, not bad. I pay that much for a date with dinner and drinks.

No guarantee of sex with dinner and drinks either, plus you have to leave a tip.

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

So in other words, you'd willingly and gladly pay $100 again for a night of sex with a woman who has no interest in you as a person but is willing to guarantee you sex for the exchange of money?

I personally don't understand why any person male or female would want to engage in any sexual activity with someone who is only in it for the money not because they desire you or want to share something special with you.

 

[onebigab]

No guarantee of sex with dinner and drinks either, plus you have to leave a tip.

Hey Hey Hey that's bullshit. If i'm taking you out to dinner. I'm gonna fuck you in the ass too.

 

[FknKnuckleHd]

So in other words, you'd willingly and gladly pay $100 again for a night of sex with a woman who has no interest in you as a person but is willing to guarantee you sex for the exchange of money?

I personally don't understand why any person male or female would want to engage in any sexual activity with someone who is only in it for the money not because they desire you or want to share something special with you.

I'm sure others will agree that as men we need no attachment to have sex at certain times. Personally I do think my wife could handle having sex as often as would like and half the time I'd rather take care of myself, hell its quicker, less effort, I don't have to worry about 4 play on her or lasting long enough for her to cum. Its just easier and not personal.

For the record I have never bought or rented a chic but I'll rub one off like its my JOB!

 

[DIVISION]

How much money did you blow away for thirty minutes of sucky sex?

You know it's bad when even a female (nvrbuffenuff_girl) is laughing at you for paying for sex.

Rule#1) Never pay for sex.

 

[VascularRock]

I personally don't understand why any person male or female would want to engage in any sexual activity with someone who is only in it for the money not because they desire you or want to share something special with you.

Go a little easy Buff. I am definitely not proud, but yes two times in my life I ventured to spend money on a call girl. Seperated from my wife, and traveling out of the country. In both cases, I paid once and it was free every time I went back. Some real freindships developed from it. I used to take home strippers when I was single. My friends were always in disbelief.

Fortunately these days it's the wife, kids, dog, and protein shake kicking back on the couch after a brutal workout...and I feel a better person for it.

 

[DIVISION]

yes.

Fortunately these days it's the wife, kids, dog, and protein shake kicking back on the couch after a brutal workout...and I feel a better person for it.

People change and I give you props for settling down after your dayz of hooking w/ strippers and whatnot.

It's cool that you can appreciate the married life.......

 

[Dial_tone]

I nailed my first escort ever today. I was scared as hell but called an ad in a "paper". We made arrangements and in an hour I was at a motel with this chick. I was freaking that she might be a cop or some shit but she was not. We exchanged funds and she took her clothes off, took mine off, sucked my dick and told me to fuck her.

She did not want me to touch her other than to have my cock in her and she acted like I was buying stocks or some shit. Overall, it was mechanical. I did bust a nut and we were done in 30 minutes. Kind of sucked but an experience of sorts.

try one of these chicks if you live near a big city.

www.cityvibe.com
www.exotics-usa.com

 

[Outtlaw]

I personally don't understand why any person male or female would want to engage in any sexual activity with someone who is only in it for the money not because they desire you or want to share something special with you.

Nobody does... but ironically its one of the oldest most lucrative professions that exist in the world.

 

[DIVISION]

try one of these chicks if you live near a big city.

www.cityvibe.com
www.exotics-usa.com

Bro, I'm starting seriously worry about you.

Are you that hard up for pussy.......you shouldn't be.

Women are everywhere and if you have just an ounce of game, you in there like swimwear.

C'mon bro......

 

[Stryker1992]

Buff did you read my post in this thread about my lifestyle?? I would far prefer to have a relationship but my life does not allow the type that most women want. If I can find a chick as professionally driven as me, great! Right now it is not feasible, in 5 years, yes.

Do not kid yourself, we all pay for pussy. How many things have you done or bought for your wife/gf to get laid!

I skipped past that and went right to the getting laid.

No, I would prefer it not to be this way.

BTW: many condem steroid users! i.e if you do not know then you do not understand.

hahaha

 

[onebigab]

You know it's bad when even a female (nvrbuffenuff_girl) is laughing at you for paying for sex.

Rule#1) Never pay for sex.

Were always paying one way or the other.

 

[Robert Jan]

That's pathetic. A good whore will make you fall in love with her. no touching? wtf?

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

Buff did you read my post in this thread about my lifestyle?? I would far prefer to have a relationship but my life does not allow the type that most women want. If I can find a chick as professionally driven as me, great! Right now it is not feasible, in 5 years, yes.

Do not kid yourself, we all pay for pussy. How many things have you done or bought for your wife/gf to get laid!

I skipped past that and went right to the getting laid.

No, I would prefer it not to be this way.

BTW: many condem steroid users! i.e if you do not know then you do not understand.

hahaha

I did read your post where you mentioned going to an escort is the best bet for you in your situation. Great! Good for you. More power to you, seriously.

I obviously view sex in a completely different manner than you do. Again, this is great for both of us. I would be turned off knowing that the person I was being intimate with was not into me necessarily. Knowing they were doing it for the money would make me incapable of performing.

BTW, I don't pay for pussy or cock. I've never bought anyone anything with the mindframe of, "If I buy him/her this thing I know I will get some!".

In the end, you are doing something that satisfies you and I am doing something that satisfies me. As long as you can go to bed at night happy with yourself you have nothing to prove to anyone anywhere.

 

[Stryker1992]

I did read your post where you mentioned going to an escort is the best bet for you in your situation. Great! Good for you. More power to you, seriously.

I obviously view sex in a completely different manner than you do. Again, this is great for both of us. I would be turned off knowing that the person I was being intimate with was not into me necessarily. Knowing they were doing it for the money would make me incapable of performing.

BTW, I don't pay for pussy or cock. I've never bought anyone anything with the mindframe of, "If I buy him/her this thing I know I will get some!".

In the end, you are doing something that satisfies you and I am doing something that satisfies me. As long as you can go to bed at night happy with yourself you have nothing to prove to anyone anywhere.

I am not sure I went to bed happy with myself. My major point of this story is not to brag, but to tell everyone how weird and truely not fun it was compared to what I expected/wanted.

Well, you sound quite intelligent and philosophical, we would be a good match, want to get together? Are you single, how old???

I need a good woman to take care of, and to take care of me.

btw: Yes, I used an escort but that does not mean I am a dirt bag. You would be very, very surprised to know what I do for a living!

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

I am not sure I went to bed happy with myself. My major point of this story is not to brag, but to tell everyone how weird and truely not fun it was compared to what I expected/wanted.

Well, you sound quite intelligent and philosophical, we would be a good match, want to get together? Are you single, how old???

I need a good woman to take care of, and to take care of me.

btw: Yes, I used an escort but that does not mean I am a dirt bag. You would be very, very surprised to know what I do for a living!

You seem to have taken a different look at it now. Interesting!
If you went to bed unhappy with yourself why would you even consider visiting an escort again? Before it certainly seemed like you were exclaiming how much better visiting an escort was over finding and taking time to date a girl, when your main goal was simply to get some pussy. Correct me if I am wrong.

I am very happily involved with an incredible man. He's probably your age or older. I am 9 weeks from being 22.
If I were single and looking I'd, unfortunately for you, look past you. Not because you have chosen to sleep with a escort but because it's obvious to me that we have different views on important aspects of relationships which would lead to a failed relationship between you and I. If that was the case. We luckily, we do not have to worry about that.

I hope you use your talents, whatever they may be, to live a sucessful life in all aspects. Likewise, I bet you'd be surprised to know what I do for a living. I hope you find the good woman you long for whom you can take care of and she of you.

 

[Stryker1992]

You seem to have taken a different look at it now. Interesting!
If you went to bed unhappy with yourself why would you even consider visiting an escort again? Before it certainly seemed like you were exclaiming how much better visiting an escort was over finding and taking time to date a girl, when your main goal was simply to get some pussy. Correct me if I am wrong.

I am very happily involved with an incredible man. He's probably your age or older. I am 9 weeks from being 22.
If I were single and looking I'd, unfortunately for you, look past you. Not because you have chosen to sleep with a escort but because it's obvious to me that we have different views on important aspects of relationships which would lead to a failed relationship between you and I. If that was the case. We luckily, we do not have to worry about that.

I hope you use your talents, whatever they may be, to live a sucessful life in all aspects. Likewise, I bet you'd be surprised to know what I do for a living. I hope you find the good woman you long for whom you can take care of and she of you.

Fuck!

 

[Dial_tone]

That's pathetic. A good whore will make you fall in love with her. no touching? wtf?

It's a business deal. They don't want you getting attached to them (and expecting freebies) and they don't want to get attached to you.

 

[Robert Jan]

uh... the way I understand it they LOVE for you to get attached to them. It brings you back with more money. Most whores at least in Holland make the majority of their money from a small number of regular costumers that they develop some sort of (arguably twisted) relationship with.

You are buying a lie, an illusion, an experience, consciously.

If she does not make the lie, if she does not pretend to be totally hot for you, whats the difference between her sucking your cock and moving a warmed up watermelon with a hole in it around on your penis and whats the difference between her licking your balls and wiping a wet cloth over your scrotum?

Paying a woman to lie back so you can hit it wam bam thank you mam here's your money would be no more satisfying to me than rubbing one out.

 

[Stryker1992]

uh... the way I understand it they LOVE for you to get attached to them. It brings you back with more money. Most whores at least in Holland make the majority of their money from a small number of regular costumers that they develop some sort of (arguably twisted) relationship with.

You are buying a lie, an illusion, an experience, consciously.

If she does not make the lie, if she does not pretend to be totally hot for you, whats the difference between her sucking your cock and moving a warmed up watermelon with a hole in it around on your penis and whats the difference between her licking your balls and wiping a wet cloth over your scrotum?

Paying a woman to lie back so you can hit it wam bam thank you mam here's your money would be no more satisfying to me than rubbing one out.

Trust me, it wasn't!

 

[DIVISION]

Rowrrrrrrrr!

Were always paying one way or the other.

You knew what I meant......Furballllllllll!

 

[Taps]

Its a business transaction -- nothing wrong with that.

$100 sounds kind of low to me, though. I think for a really great experience you need to shell out $500 - $1000. Like all other things, you get what you pay for.

 

[TRUEsoldier]

Its a business transaction -- nothing wrong with that.

$100 sounds kind of low to me, though. I think for a really great experience you need to shell out $500 - $1000. Like all other things, you get what you pay for.

Are you serious, Thats psycho, but I'm not rich, never have been, so I couldnt imagine that!

I'll just keep doing what I do, I like to fuck and there are plenty of women that feel the same way, so just go get you some with someone that just wants sex too!!! relationships are great too, but like Division said, there is a time and person for that, and untill it happens, Have fun and never look back!!! so get yours, cuz I'm gonna get mine!!!

 

[ElvisP]

I just don't get it. If you are worried about your reputation of being an "upstanding member of the community" then be sure not to get caught with a hooker in a cheap motel.

 

[DIVISION]

but like Division said, there is a time and person for that, and untill it happens, Have fun and never look back!!! so get yours, cuz I'm gonna get mine!!!

Now as I kneel and pray I hope the Lord understand
When he's gone, I devolve, become a dangerous man
Ain't crazy or deranged, I'm just sayin
But when these women come to fuck, boy I don't be playin
With clientele, any sex sells
Question is, will you bitchn***az fuck for real, huh?

 

[wrkn4bigmuscles]

do what ya gotta do right... hell when i went to bangkok thailand... i figured.. why not... i'll prolly only come here once.. so i bought a hooker...it was fun.. got a bath and a massage and she massaged my balls with her tongue... all in all i'd have to say it was 20 bux well spent.. lol... god i cant wait till the Army sends me back to thailand for "training"

 

[DIVISION]

do what ya gotta do right... hell when i went to bangkok thailand... i figured.. why not... i'll prolly only come here once.. so i bought a hooker...it was fun.. got a bath and a massage and she massaged my balls with her tongue... all in all i'd have to say it was 20 bux well spent.. lol... god i cant wait till the Army sends me back to thailand for "training"

I'm not in to Asian women, so that would never work for me.

I might get deployed to Iraq or Afghanistan in the Spring.......until then, I'm just playing the waiting game.

I prefer my women very tight and very white.

DIV

 

[TRUEsoldier]

do what ya gotta do right... hell when i went to bangkok thailand... i figured.. why not... i'll prolly only come here once.. so i bought a hooker...it was fun.. got a bath and a massage and she massaged my balls with her tongue... all in all i'd have to say it was 20 bux well spent.. lol... god i cant wait till the Army sends me back to thailand for "training"

gotta love CG eh!!!

you with 1st bct strykers??

 

[DIVISION]

gotta love CG eh!!!

you with 1st bct strykers??

Who the fuck is that in your avatar?

 

[TRUEsoldier]

Who the fuck is that in your avatar?

Anjelina Jolie!!!!!!!

not the best pic, but the only one I could get that would fit in the avatar without moding the pic, which I have no programs right now to mod any pics!!! sucks ass

and oh yea, thanks for reminding me, its time to change

 

[DIVISION]

Anjelina Jolie!!!!!!!

not the best pic, but the only one I could get that would fit in the avatar without moding the pic, which I have no programs right now to mod any pics!!! sucks ass

and oh yea, thanks for reminding me, its time to change

Angelina Jolie......I don't like blue eyes......her skin is too dark......other than that she's "OK" I suppose......got an idea of how picky I am, bro?



DIV

 

[TRUEsoldier]

Angelina Jolie......I don't like blue eyes......her skin is too dark......other than that she's "OK" I suppose......got an idea of how picky I am, bro?



DIV

I figured it out pretty quick bro!!! I love all colors of eyes, no pref there, skin is perfect, and I love long straight dark hair!!!! Love it I got a real hair fettish! LOL she is perfect to me, perfect size, shape, facial features!!! Love it all!!!

 

[DIVISION]

I figured it out pretty quick bro!!! I love all colors of eyes, no pref there, skin is perfect, and I love long straight dark hair!!!! Love it I got a real hair fettish! LOL she is perfect to me, perfect size, shape, facial features!!! Love it all!!!

You're alot easier to please than me, bro......

More power 2 ya'......

DIV

 

[milo hobgoblin]

ALL men pay for pussy at one time in their life...


Just because the arrangement wasnt made up front DOESNT mean you didnt pay for it.. so stop kidding yourselves.

 

[indyjones]

I agree with milo. we all pay.

not trying to make you feel bad but my avatar was in the business until last year. So, there are quality girls out there but you have to know where to look.

 

[dirty~d~]

I can understand curiosity. As a woman I would never hold it against any guy if he tried a call girl once, just like I don't hold it against anyone who tries drugs once. We only learn through experiences... good or bad. Hopefully you've learned something from your experience.

And yes, Division is correct... men shouldn't have to pay for sex. It's cheaper on the wallet if you just lower your standards.

 

[HS Lifter]

Damn, whores just ask for it upfront and you know what you're getting.

Dinner and a movie almost runs 100$ anyways. If you just want a body to fuck, you cant go wrong with a whore.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

Here is a joke that rings very true to this thread..


A man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. He walks up to her without missing a bait say "Would you sleep with me for a million dollars?". The woman gets all bright eyed and say "Sure"

The man replies with "Well would you sleep with me for a hundred dollars" She looks at him in disgust and say "What the fuck do I look like, some kind of hooker"

The man says "Well I think we have already established that, now we are just working on the price"

 

[TRUEsoldier]

You guys use this " you gotta pay no matter what" shit, when it means absoluetly nothing,

If you got game, hit the club and pull a female!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And if you got it right, then you will end up getting them to buy you a drink! At most you should buy them a drink once!!!! But that is if you got game!
So dont front yourself, thinkin the only way to get putang is to whine and dine, if all you want is to fuck, there is other ways than to set up with a hooker!!!

Women want sex just like men, find the one that wants it when you do, and it is as easy as a few choice phrases and looks! Period

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

Women want sex just like men, find the one that wants it when you do, and it is as easy as a few choice phrases and looks! Period

No you have it wrong!

Women never want sex. We get no pleasure whatsoever from it. We do it only because men make us do it for them. Those that want it all the time sleep with everyone and are whores. But men who sleep with anyone and everyone are not whores. Geez, get with it already!

 

[milo hobgoblin]

I guess no matter how ot a chick may look, no matter how horny I may be.. I refuse to play some stupid game with a chick just to fuck her..

If she is that stupid that she can be won by a few choice words... it isnt worth my time.

I have way too many options with women who know me, to seek out some retard who will only give it up to some guy with a silver tongue.

I have absolutely NO RESPECT for women like that. In my eyes they are the true whores of the world.

 

[Dial_tone]

I've done the massage girl & handjob thing a few times but I'm not real excited about the idea of paying to screw some strange girl.