I've developed a problem. Right after cumming, I sometimes fart uncontrollably. This morning, We both were laughing so hard we were out of breath. If that happened on a one night stand, I'd want to crawl in a hole.
your ex farted while you were blowing him? god, what was it like? did it just fill up your nostrils, did your eyes water? was your vision hazy from the gas? hmmmm?