I wish I had the biggest, shiniest vagina in the world

[Nathan]

I'm posting this here as well as C and C, so go fuck yourselves. I just wanted to say hi to you guys too.

I've been sick for 3 months now and counting. I can't recall the last year of my life all that well but I wouldn't have it any other way. The only problem is that some blood tests might be a good idea to check for hep C and whatnot. Say no to drugs kids, then do them anyways of course. I've been sober for about 3 weeks now and counting. I'm feeling a bit better and will hopefully be 100% VERY soon so that I can start my cycle and gain some weight back (I didn't lose much, just water probably but it still sucks). You can all also tease me for not having left my room in two weeks if you want. I now remember why I was doing srugs in the first place. The solitude of my room is a very poor substitute, let me tell you. Anyways, i love you all and if I could wipe some of this mucus all over your crotch I sure as god damn hell would.

The worst part about this whole thing is that it has more or less shattered my firm belief that I, and only I, was immortal. I might still be what with my still being alive and all but now there's a little doubt and I don't care for it. I wish I had the biggest vagina in the world.

 

[Nathan]

Don't be shy, I only molest small woodland creatures not big sweaty bodybuilders. Does no one know me?

 

[Mr. Black]

Ah yes I remember you, you'r the author of the urethra slayer series correct? I am a big fan

 

[Nathan]

Ah yes I remember you, you'r the author of the urethra slayer series correct? I am a big fan

You are indeed correct, sir. I should really do some more of those. since they are fun. I've been lazy and a bit out of it. Thanks though.

 

[xsnrg]

I remember you but we have never talked.I always like when you add your flair to a post

 

[alltraps]

nathan ohh nathan, i recall going to a bar in the ghettos oh hamilton with you and bigaragorn. good times

 

[Nathan]

nathan ohh nathan, i recall going to a bar in the ghettos oh hamilton with you and bigaragorn. good times

Hey bitch, what's up? Staying out of trouble? How's the workouts going? Still a big kid?

 

[Jay Sean Juggy D]

are you the tube girl?

 

[hardrock]

Imagine the pair of panties you'd need to house that thing?

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Would you care to talk about why you are trying to slowly kill yourself? We can have an intervention of sorts, or group therapy if you will, as we are all more alike than we'd care to admit.