I was sexually assaulted

[HappyScrappy]

there was a guy in VA in my youth that would break into women's houses at night while they were there. go into their bedroom, pull back the covers at the bottom of the bed, and then suck on their toes.
they'd wake up, freak out, he'd run away, and then hit again. multiple houses a night.

I have no idea why in my twisted reality these things match up in my head - but reading this thread, that reminded me of that.

don't know if they ever found him, but I distinctly remember all the posters up around town describing him.

 

[Austin316]

My drunk buddies said she was hot. I was a bit tipsy, and she looked bad. Our designated driver almost vomited when he looked at her.

So yeah, she was gross. If she wasn't...well, I wouldn't be at home alone, posting on a fucking chat board would I?

lol, at least in my case she wasn't nasty, quite the opposite. Didn't go anywhere though, I wouldn't of wanted it too anyways, Im not about having one night stands with drunk girls, or girls I don't know

 

[Taps]

sure you would, inbetween thrusts heehee

My buddy got a blowjob while talking to me on ICQ one time. He didn't tell me 'til the next day. Grossed the shit out of me. lol

 

[Lao Tzu]

why do you think anything with a vagina is attractive when drunk? i've been drunk, and i never got that sensation. i could still logically discern attractive/plain/ugly women from each other.

 

[smallmovesal]

well i think my friend was getting some sort of action while talking on the phone to another friend of ours.. she hung up on k.

i can't believe she did that.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I'm giving myself a blowjob as I type this - does that count?

I use that as my excuse for the poor typing/spelling skills.
and the mumbling.

 

[Austin316]

why do you think anything with a vagina is attractive when drunk? i've been drunk, and i never got that sensation. i could still logically discern attractive/plain/ugly women from each other.

Same here man, my rule of thumb at parties in case, is to pick out 5 girls Im not attracted to, if they start to become attractive, I cut myself off

 

[HappyScrappy]

there have been many cases in my past when I was so drunk that they only thing I could discern was going on was "warm" "not warm"

I get wasted and would have sex with the couch if the lighting is right.

 

[buksoon]

there was a guy in VA in my youth that would break into women's houses at night while they were there. go into their bedroom, pull back the covers at the bottom of the bed, and then suck on their toes.
they'd wake up, freak out, he'd run away, and then hit again. multiple houses a night.

I have no idea why in my twisted reality these things match up in my head - but reading this thread, that reminded me of that.

don't know if they ever found him, but I distinctly remember all the posters up around town describing him.

And this little piggy got molested all the way home!

 

[Taps]

HappyScrappy...that's fucking funny. There was some guy in my city who went in to theaters and sucked on girls hair during movies. I don't know if they ever caught him....hahaha all that happened when I was like 13. Thanks for reminding me.

Austin...one-nighters arn't my thing either. But damn dude...get a phone number next time, ok?

rolls...my rommie said the same thing. He's like "man...after a few more drinks she'll look like a fucking supermodel". lol

nordstrom...don't you find that your standards are considerably lowered after a few drinks? Like grls that are so-so become really, really hot?