I totally banged a stripper

[binö]

Seriously?? Are you a fucking english major or something?
And fuck yea fucker her. She was one of the sexiest ones in there. Stuck my finger her ass and everything.
Fuck my girl, she don't give me enough attention anyways.
And yes I wrapped, and yes I ate her fuckin pussy. It was good too!!!!!
Keep hating you non pussy getting mother fuckers!

relax bro, this is C&C you are gonna get this sorta response.
roll with the punches and don't get mad...btw most of us get plenty of pussy you are not special

 

[Strongbow]

Wait, wasn't your ex wife a stripper?

My second ex, yea, how you think I know about dormant Aids bro?

 

[Strongbow]

Seriously?? Are you a fucking english major or something?
And fuck yea fucker her. She was one of the sexiest ones in there. Stuck my finger her ass and everything.
Fuck my girl, she don't give me enough attention anyways.
And yes I wrapped, and yes I ate her fuckin pussy. It was good too!!!!!
Keep hating you non pussy getting mother fuckers!

 

[wootoom]

holy fuck im laughing so hard im serious...what a fucking pyscho faggot

 

[Headholio]

I hope I didn't catch any STDS lol, not really funny, but we'll find out after I get tested

But,

yes I wrapped

 

[ceo]

My second ex, yea, how you think I know about dormant Aids bro?

Strongbow has AIDS.

 

[wootoom]

Strongbow has AIDS.

pimpski does now

 

[miplank]

hydros cure aids

 

[Strongbow]

hydros cure aids

this is why I no longer have aids, hydros cure aids.

 

[JuiceIsMyFriend]

I got talked into going to the strip club with my buds. It was the second best in my area. Really beautiful woman dancing. I don't typically by lap dances, but when I have a couple drinks I due tend to start throwing some money. I do not make it rain though! haha
Well... I was just chillin when I think the finest one of all who I had been eyeballin all night came up to me.
I felt her up hard, and she liked. We talked... I told her she should be dancing in Vegas. After that it was a wrap. I bought one lap dance, and got four for free. I told her I want to fuck her tonight. She said she wanted to fuck too.
Dudes in the club were mad as hell!
I thought she was gonna bail on me like strippers tend to do, but she had to get her drugs haha, she does roxies and probably everything else, fuck it...
She finally hits me up. I almost said forget it.

Took her ass to the beach... and tore that pussy up! She tried getting all chatty with me. Says she wants to start dating and stuff, and keep fuckin. hahahaha.
I don't know shes a stripper for gods sake! Plus I got a girl, we aren't boyfriend and girlfriend yet but we are together and I really like her. She will never know what I die haha.
What do you all think??? Go back and screw the stripper again, or just leave it? Either way
I can still knock it off my things to due before I did list. BANG A STRIPPER<< a fine one.
She had a fat ass, big tits, and the most beautiful pussy.
I hope I didn't catch any STDS lol, not really funny, but we'll find out after I get tested

Thats a good dream dude. If not your just an immature guy.

1. Every guy that goes to the club fucks a stripper atleast once in their life. I've fucked atleast 8. But I don't brag about it. Why? Because they're whores. You think you were her first? Nope. Just the one for the night.

2. You got a girl? Doubt that too. If you did and you cared about her like you say you wouldn't have banged some random druggy.

Peace