I have to take a drug test at a court bulding!!! HELP

[BenchTime]

and I will fail, I have to take one this comming wensday. Question is do they stand over you and watch you piss in the cup or do they just send you in the bathroom by your self. Do they have the right to watch you piss or do I have the right to be alone??? I am not on probation and I was not arrested for anything but I have to take a test because I was accused of using steroids. They will be testing for steroids.

 

[timber1976]

and I will fail, I have to take one this comming wensday. Question is do they stand over you and watch you piss in the cup or do they just send you in the bathroom by your self. Do they have the right to watch you piss or do I have the right to be alone???

they will have all water shut off in room, toilet will be drained, and they will pat you down like they are looking for weapons to make sure your not wearing a false bladder filled with your girlfriend'd pregnant piss! hehe been through it.

 

[BenchTime]

they will have all water shut off in room, toilet will be drained, and they will pat you down like they are looking for weapons to make sure your not wearing a false bladder filled with your girlfriend'd pregnant piss! hehe been through it.

So you dont think I can get away with a false bladder?????

 

[captainahole]

So you dont think I can get away with a false bladder?????

Not likely. but you can do bladderloading.

 

[binö]

So you dont think I can get away with a false bladder?????

it's possible if you don't get patted down
i know peeps that have worn the whizzinator to parole piss tests
but it's ballsy
what substance are you gonna fail, maybe you could flush

 

[702daswoll1]

So you dont think I can get away with a false bladder?????

It really all comes down to how close the punk is standing behind you when your testing. If he is not looking over your shoulder then you can get away with a bladder or whatever other device you intend to use. You should be fine just be very very calm and relaxed and practice-practice-practice.. Good luck.

 

[BenchTime]

it's possible if you don't get patted down
i know peeps that have worn the whizzinator to parole piss tests
but it's ballsy
what substance are you gonna fail, maybe you could flush

Sounds like a joke but what is the whizzinator and how does it work, for some reason it sounds like I would have to suck up alot of pride to do it.

 

[druncanwaria]

Make sure they dont piss you on your first piss for the day because its the most potent!! you need to drink litres and litres of water before bed the night before and continue doing that up untill your test so your urine is that diluted that they dont pick up enough to giver a reading... this is why they shut down the water to the cubicle you piss in so you cant dilute it..
Plus they usually have to test for specific steroids in a urine test i have been told from someone in the know so that already increases your chances....

I passed on 500mg of suss a week. I got tested on week 6 then ended the course cause i got scared. If you have seen some gay threads i have written in the past try to turn people off its because of my bad experience at the time....
Anyway back to the point DILUTE YOUR PISS INTERNALLY

 

[BenchTime]

Make sure they dont piss you on your first piss for the day because its the most potent!! you need to drink litres and litres of water before bed the night before and continue doing that up untill your test so your urine is that diluted that they dont pick up enough to giver a reading... this is why they shut down the water to the cubicle you piss in so you cant dilute it..
Plus they usually have to test for specific steroids in a urine test i have been told from someone in the know so that already increases your chances....

I passed on 500mg of suss a week. I got tested on week 6 then ended the course cause i got scared. If you have seen some gay threads i have written in the past try to turn people off its because of my bad experience at the time....
Anyway back to the point DILUTE YOUR PISS INTERNALLY

I dont think I have to much in my system, I only take trt amounts, around 80 mg a week along with Insulin, finished a small amount of Deca-Durabolin - nandrolone decanoate - 2 months ago. Very small amount. Alot will be riding on this test. Do you think internal dilute will work. I thought they have a way of knowing if you consumed alot of water.

 

[chaos13]

do as much cardio and drink as much water as you can.

also i heard propecia can act as a masking agent, not 100% sure though.