It's not blowjob week yet, but I did get this email the other day. I just thought I help her get in some practice before the big day hit.
Another Hallmark creation?
Guys, you know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the
chance to display your fondness for a significant other by
showering her with gifts,flowers, dinner, shows and any other
baubles that women find romantic.
Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one
special,unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that
you really do love them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll
let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that
much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right
is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood,
sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out.
That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show
their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are
either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.
Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 20th is now
officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self
explanatory,this holiday has been created so you ladies finally
have a day to show your man how much you love him. No cards, no
flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday
explains it all, just a steak and a BJ.
That's it.
Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and
Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere
try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March
20th. Its like a perpetual love machine!
The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new
idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So
spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy
world.
And, of course, steak and bjs.