Kabeetz said:
Again, excellent work man. Glad to see you getting your strength back up to personal record type levels.
Thankee :beer;
One Sunday morning, everyone in a bright, beautiful, tinytown got up early and went to the local church. Before the servicesstarted, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking abouttheir lives, their families, etc.
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the frontentrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to getaway from evil incarnate.
Soon everyone was evacuated from the church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. Now this confusedSatan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?"
"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.
Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Whyaren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister forover 48 years."