Help me name my boat

[heatherrae]

LOL... Nah, somehow I don't think I would want to spread my mom's ashes off the back of a vessel (God forbid I use the "Y" word) with the name "beefcurtain" in it.

 

[mrdeeznuts]

2 sheets to the wind

 

[heatherrae]

Well you can have a ride on my 'Dingy' anytime..

It's just a dingy? darn.

 

[mrdeeznuts]

It's just a dingy? darn.

lol now thats funny

 

[dullboy]

Anyway, at the risk of you being angry at me

If you hated me

dullboy says that you're exhibiting symptons of ego anxiety which is a classic defense mechanism.

humor is also a classic defense mechanism. you should try it. it's mentally healthier.



*dullboy is going to get swolenole laid if he keeps posting in this thread. dullboy is giving him plenty of opportunity to be the good guy here, which he is seizing. that's hot.*

 

[swolenole]

It's just a dingy? darn.

Sorry....I got that from Tommy Boy "Quit playing with your dingy."

 

[heatherrae]

2 sheets to the wind

This would be good for a sail boat for sure, but I don't have sails. =-)

 

[mrdeeznuts]

AFEICA (Another Flipping Experience I Can't Afford) Patience
After Taxes Pepsea
Allmine Perfect Form
Almost Home Persephone
Aloan Again Perspective
Aloan at Last Pied Piper
Always Something Pier Pressure
Amateur Hour Pike Chaser Pinch me
Another Payment Another Toy Pinnacle
AnotherDistraction Pipe Dream
Anticipation Plane to Sea
Anytime Play pen
Aquabums Playpen
At Eaze Pontoony
Atsa Ma Boat Prop a Sea (prophecy)
Aye Sea U Propduster
B.O.A.T. (Bank Owns Another Tolly) Puddles
B.O.A.T. (Bring Over Another Thou) Pump it Up
Backlash Pure Pleasure
Bad Habit Put-Put
Bad Influence Quit Wishing
Bad Kid Radar Rider
Baffled Radical Times
Bare Bottom Rasmataz
Barefoot Ray-Sea
Barely A Wake Razzle Dazzle
Beached Buoys Reality Bytes
Beats Shopping Reckless
Been There Reckless Abandon
Blew Too Much Record Sea-Ker
Blood & Curses Red Baron
Blood, Sweat, & Beers Red Legs
Blood, Sweat, & Tears Red Scare
Blow Job Redux
Blue Devil Regulator
Blue Eyes Relaxin
Boatrupt Religious
Boatweiser Remedy
Boomer Renegade
Boys 'N' Toys Rest A Shore
Brass Ring Revelrie
Budget bender Reverie
Buoy, Oh Buoy! Rhumb Runner
Cache 22 Riot Time
Caper Risk It
Captain's Choice Rock & Roll
Carpetbagger Rockin' Roland Too!
Catchu Rode Warrior
Cause For Divorce Rolling
C-H20 (sea water) Romp
Channel Surfer Rough Life
Charged It Royalty
Cheap Thrills Ruff Times
Chirrosis of the River
Cheers Ruffian
Chub Tub Saltgrass
Clairebuoyant Sandy Shoals
Clueless Say Maybe
Coastal Creation Scarlett Fire
Cockpit Commando Scene Isle
College fund Screw Loose
College Tuition Scruffy
Come Monday Scuba Due
Constant Sea Scuba Toy
Contagious Sea Bee
Continuum Sea Clusion
Cool Change Sea cowboy
CostaLotta Sea daddy
Cove Dweller Sea Duced
Crewless Sea Elf
Crooked Sea Esta
C-U (see you) Sea Ewe II
Cyber Ship Sea Fever
Da Bote Sea Goals
DaBoyz Toyz Sea King
Daddy's Delight Sea Phantom
Daddy's Money Sea Prince
Dad's Toy Sea Sick
Dagwood Sea Sikh
Dalliance Sea Squirt
Deduction Sea Swag
Deeper In Debt Sea Toy
Deeper Yet Sea U Later
Deferred Maintenance Sea View
Dela-ca-seas Sea Wings
Depth Charge Sea Wolf
Devocean Sea ya later
Dilly Dally Sea Ya
Dingbat Sea Y'all
Dock Holiday Sea Yawl Later
Dock-a-dent (decadent) Seacup
Dockbusters Seaduction
Docked Wages Sea-Gar
Done Deal Sea-nile
Done That Seanut
Don't Panic (written upside down) Seaquence
Dot Com Searching For Sea
Double Bubble Sea's the Day
Double Diamond Seas the Moment
Double Play SeaSun Ticket
Double Time Sea-U-Late-Oar
Double Trouble Seavader
Drift Wood Seaworthy
Drifter Second Chance
Ecsta Sea Seize the Bay
E-fishn-C Self Dispatch
Egg-Sta-Sea Shadowfax
Empty Buckets Shake
Empty Pockets Shallow minded
End of The Rope Shameless
Endorfin Sharper image
Enufís Enuf She's Only 17
E-Z Ship of Fools
EZ GO-N Shockwave
EZ2 Sea Silver Bullet
Fah Get A Boat It Silver Fox
Fare Thee Well Sin or Swim
Fastidiots Sir Osis of the River
First Born Ski Fever
Fishfull Thinking Skidancer
Floridays Slacker
Fog Ducker Slipaway
Footloose Slippery When Wet
For Fun Snafu
For Sail Snap 2 It
Forced Impulse Snap Shackle & Pop
Four Bucks Snookers
Four Fun 2 Snoozer
Fun Money Soapy Sales
Fun Runner Soggy Nightmares
Funky Solitaire
Getta Round Tuit Solo
Gigabite Some R Home
Go Deep Son of a Sailor
Go For It Son's College Funds
Going Concern Soul Asset
Gold Rush Sound Advice
Good 2 Go Spare Time
Good Enuf Special Vessel
Good Times Splash
Goody Two Shoes Splurge
Gotta go Spoiled Rotten
Grounds for Divorce Sporty
H82W8 Stik-It
Had To Have It Still Going
Happy Hour Stress Relief
Happy Landing Strike King
Happy Ours Stroken
Harvey Dockbanger Stubbie
Hellraiser Summa Home
Helmroid Sunburn
High Life Sunny Side Up
High Priority Surface Tension
High Tide Swept away
High Times Swoosh
His,Hers & Ours TailWalker
Hocus Pocus Takes Two
HOOF ARTED
Hole in the Water Teaser
Homeless Tempus Fudget
Hull Buster The fugitive
I-C-the-C ( I see the sea) The Loafers
Idle-Ours The Old Goat's Boat
If you can read this Flip Me Over (written upside down)
I'm Breaking Wind The Wet Dream
In D Red There and Back Again
In decent c's Thyme Out
In Depth Tide Drifter
In Stead Of Tide One On
Insta-Gator Tide Trotter
It'll Do Time & Again
It's About Time Time Out
It's Only Monet To Sea Oar Knot to Sea
Jet Sea Too Cool
Jolly Dodger Too Many Bogeys
Joyride Too Much Fun
Jus T Nuf Took a chance
Just Add Water Toy Too
Just Do It TOY-4-US
Just for the Hull of It Tub Toy
Just Us Turn Two
Just-A-Nutter Payment Twice Bitten
Justified Expense Two Fools Waves
Kaleidoscope Two's Company
Kane on the Wave Tyme 2 Play
Keemosabee Tyme 4 2 2 Play
Keep'r Wet U sea it
Knot So Fast Undertow
Knot4Sail Unfettered
Kutnloose Unzipped
Last Call Veja Du
Last Laugh Vitamin Sea
Likely Excuse Wages of Sin
Little Guy Wait A While
Little Mystery Wake Maker
Little Toy Wake Up
Live Wire Walkabout
Livin' Large Wanna Be
Lofin War Eagle
Long Wait Wave Jumper
Looney Toon Wave Runner
Loose Cannon Wave Slicer
Loose Nut Wave walker
Make My Day Wavetamer
Makin' Memories We're Outta Here
Medicinal Purposes Weakender
Mi Buddy Weather Oar Knot
Miss Behavin' Weedidit
Miss Goody Two Screws We'll sea
Mom's Mink Wet and Wild
Moor Fun Wet Dream
Moor Toys Wet Nap
N 2 Deep Wet Spot
Never Again What A Life
Never Again # 2 Whatever Floats Your Boat...
Never Enough What's next
Wheredahelarwe
No Trump Wicked
Notta-Yachta WillieDoIt
Nuclear fishin Will-N-Joy
O' sun of a beach Without A Clew
Oblivia.calm Working Man
Off road www.boat.com
On The Virg www.el.com/aboard
One For Fun Wye Knot
One Way Out X*TA*SEA
Our Toy X-Traneous
Out of Control Y Worry
Out of Phase Yachta-Yachta
Outta Control Yachtabe
Over Indulgence YachtKnot
Over the Edge Yachts of Fun
Paci Fire YachtSee
Pair-A-Dice Yacht-to be Working
Pantomime Yahoo
Paradocs Yes Dear
Par-Tee-Tyme Yikes!
Party Time Y-Knot
19th Hole Zoloft

 

[heatherrae]

Yachta yachta! I love it! We actually had thought of just naming it "boat" which I find really ironic now given the nasty turns some people took at me here...lol.

 

[reno240]

"Hot bitch too"

"suck my wake"

"Nipples and Ripples"

Can't believe you didn't like my options... Gotta tell yeah - I think it's better if you go - "Ripples and Nipples" - there we go - perfection. I fully expect to see you cruising the seas in your yacht with "Ripples and Nipples" painted on the back....