Help me name my boat

[eat big]

I just came to ask for suggestions for a boat name because it is something that I am very involved in right now. A whole slew of people come in and call me fattie, white trash, self-absorbed, etc. etc.

I considered you all to be pretty good guys until today. Guess I was wrong, and your true feelings about me came to light.

Congratulations for hurting my feelings. Go high five each other.

Just dish it out back to them. MTS isn't a hard target.

 

[swolenole]

I have a condo in Palm Beach, and while many residents are old, the island has none of the trashiness you correctly associate with the rest of Florida.

I enjoy my stays there...not quite as much as my stays in NY, but I enjoy it. The rest of FL, yikes!

Bro from my experience.the Gulf Coast is the 'white trashiest' Ft Myers is a prime example.....I live in a small town just west of Tally....it's Crackerville here.....

 

[heatherrae]

Okay, a boat has nothing to do with what? Isn't this general chat and conversation? If you think I'm fat and dumpy, keep it to yourself. I've never said a cross word to any of you.

You are just being dicks.

If I said help me think of baby names or puppy names, would you call me names or say go away because it has nothing to do with fitness.

People come here to chat about general things in their lives.

So, if you all hate me so much, I will leave and not come back. Congrats on your sausage club of love in here, boys.

 

[KillahBee]

Two names I always liked for horses or boats:

Create Mancini
Drinks on Anthony

 

[theoak01]

heather ignore these fucking momo's, your a pretty girl and some of these fuckers are jealous or just plain assholes

 

[eat big]

Okay, a boat has nothing to do with what? Isn't this general chat and conversation? If you think I'm fat and dumpy, keep it to yourself. I've never said a cross word to any of you.

You are just being dicks.

If I said help me think of baby names or puppy names, would you call me names or say go away because it has nothing to do with fitness.

People come here to chat about general things in their lives.

So, if you all hate me so much, I will leave and not come back. Congrats on your sausage club of love in here, boys.

Dish it back, we all do. Hate on the internets is hard to find.

 

[mrdeeznuts]

I don't think so, being that I own the boat, I would rename it "if you ever leave, I'll name this boat after the pool boy." How's that one?

;-)

FYI I'm the pool boy, now i know you have the hots for me. I saw you staring at me in my hot pink thongs

 

[dullboy]

I just came to ask for suggestions for a boat name because it is something that I am very involved in right now. A whole slew of people come in and call me fattie, white trash, self-absorbed, etc. etc.

I considered you all to be pretty good guys until today. Guess I was wrong, and your true feelings about me came to light.

Congratulations for hurting my feelings. Go high five each other.

Hi HeatherRae~! - if you could so oblige him, dullboy would like to discuss the issue of tact with you. without getting overly histrionic, there are people on this board who literally worry about where their next rent payment is coming from. dullboy is certain that maybe even you yourself have been in that sort of predicament at some point in your life. most of us have. except for paris hilton, of course. she's hot.

dullboy is tired and doesn't want to type anymore - dullboy hopes you get the point.

 

[mrdeeznuts]

Just combine your husbands name and your name and VOILA! Make it meaningful and only you and your husband can decide that.

My dad has a boat and it's called the "Bad Dad". He got a DUI on it too.

was he at a bass fishing competition in the 13' 15 hp boat when he got busted?

 

[JayC9]

Heather

People call me cockhead, buttface, toolbox, and all sorts of other mean things like jerk, fool, dummy, shitass and others.

You forgot condescending prick.