Help me name my boat

[stilleto]

"i got to name this yacht because i have a pussy, but once i get old and wrinkled my husbands new girlfriend will get to rename it"

will that all fit on the back?

LOL... i just laughed till i drooled.

wait. i drooled first, then laughed.

 

[heatherrae]

Just a bunch of haters in here.

 

[heatherrae]

Gordon

Gordon, Hmmmm....catchy. LOL

 

[swolenole]

florida is such a strange place to dullboy.

the entire state consists of drug addicts, drug dealers, strippers and old people. and white trash.

I am in Florida & have dabbled in all....except I've never been a stripper...

 

[eat big]

Just combine your husbands name and your name and VOILA! Make it meaningful and only you and your husband can decide that.

My dad has a boat and it's called the "Bad Dad". He got a DUI on it too.

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

you sort of asked for it.

I mean, help me name a boat does rather sound like a cry for attention, like "look at me I have a boat". There are forums on the internet dedicated to boating and naming boats, but you'd probably be a "fish out of water" if you went there seeking fitness advice.

Boats in Florida are like mountains in Colorado - some are cool to look at, but, ultimately, big fucking deal.

I think that sentiment is what you'e experiencing, not so much hate.

HTFH

 

[dullboy]

Dumpy white chick

don't think dullboy doesn't appreciate the stealthy way that you snuck that one in there in the middle, MTS.


Hi HeatherRae~! next time you and your fiance yacht your way up to nyc, you're more than welcome to stay at dullboys brooklyn heights townhome. dullboy is afraid that he can't provide you with docking for your boat, but we do have a lovely view of the harbor. maybe we can moor it to a floating dead body. that way, you can keep your eye on it. hot.

 

[heatherrae]

Our friend dullboy is a successful NYer who lives quite well a dynamic lifestyle I might add.

He is none of what you've mentioned.

Your anger only shows the accuracy of his comments.

I just came to ask for suggestions for a boat name because it is something that I am very involved in right now. A whole slew of people come in and call me fattie, white trash, self-absorbed, etc. etc.

I considered you all to be pretty good guys until today. Guess I was wrong, and your true feelings about me came to light.

Congratulations for hurting my feelings. Go high five each other.

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

I am in Florida & have dabbled in all....except I've never been a stripper...

I have a condo in Palm Beach, and while many residents are old, the island has none of the trashiness you correctly associate with the rest of Florida.

I enjoy my stays there...not quite as much as my stays in NY, but I enjoy it. The rest of FL, yikes!

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

I just came to ask for suggestions for a boat name because it is something that I am very involved in right now. A whole slew of people come in and call me fattie, white trash, self-absorbed, etc. etc.

I considered you all to be pretty good guys until today. Guess I was wrong, and your true feelings about me came to light.

Congratulations for hurting my feelings. Go high five each other.

Heather

People call me cockhead, buttface, toolbox, and all sorts of other mean things like jerk, fool, dummy, shitass and others. I don't let it get to me; none of them are true.

If you're hurt, you might want to ask why.

No one here is really sharing anything other than apathy...which I suppose, when you crave attention, hurts the worst of all.