That's the best shit I have seen in a while. I'll run off the boat pull out my gear slam it down break it on the ground and turn to the guys on the boat and yell take that bitches......
The last time i was on a cruise boat they took our bags when we first checked in and as we were in line you could see the customs people looking through them. I expect it was just a random search but they did go through some of them. I'd stick to the prescription bottle idea. The alamo one is good also.
I was in this long line of folks entering the US through Miami.
Everyone was a tourist with all their bags and gifts.
A Customs officer came down the line repeatedly telling people
what NOT to bring in ... in English and espanol.
And then .... they turned the dogs loose on us!
Little "Snoopy" beagles with their tales awagging.
I laughed so hard as they sniffed and found so many smugglers ... usually fruit.
I just got back from a 3 day cruise to mexico on Monday, and they will check you and your bags before you get back on the ship, and also again when you get off the ship back to the U.S. If you are just picking up tabs, it should not be a problem just put them in your aspirin container and keep it in a backpack.