Going down on a girl

[The_Mexican]

This isn't mine, but it's funny a shit

Once, a LONG LONG time ago, I performed oral sex on a girl. It was my ex g/f (we didnt really date that long, so I guess you cant even call her a g/f) , and it only happened once, not for very long, and that was because of the smell. Now, I would like to say that it just smelt really bad, but that would be a huge understatement. Its hard to explain the exact smell, but I will try. Imagine the following if you will......

First, take a can of expired tuna, and place some of it on moldy bread. Add some expired mayo, rotten cheese, and put this in direct sunlight for about 2 days. Wait until it becomes toxic, then go over and take a shit on it. Let the shit ferment for a while, then go over to the mess, and take a huge whiff. Now continue to smell this for 10+ minutes. This is what it was like. I was having a hard time trying not to vomit.

This is an isolated incedent, since I have not been with a girl since, and only did the act once. I regret it completely, and that is one thing that I dont miss about not having a g/f. It was nasty. Maybe other girls dont smell so bad? I really dont know, but I do remember that it was fuckin disgusting.

 

[PolishHammer1977]

Sounds like Vaginosis. Sorry to hear someone had the pleasure of that aroma!

 

[littleswoll]

What kind of road whore was that and you just grossed me out completely. What the hell were you thinking? If it stinks don't eat it. I can't belive you do that after you smelled it. Next time do the scratch and sniff before you decide to go downtown.

SWOLL

 

[Greek Freak]

Yea, girls that dont do proper maintence=NO SALE

 

[princessofdarkness]

poor, poor boy.....

 

[notoriousQQ]

That sucks, seems like that big, fat nasty piece of blue cheese she called her vagina didn't smell very good.

 

[princessofdarkness]

That sucks, seems like that big, fat nasty piece of blue cheese she called her vagina didn't smell very good.

good use of adjectives you must be a writer......giggles