For the Canadians - Newfie Diet

[Griz1]

A Newfie was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."



When the Newfie returned, he shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 POUNDS!



"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"



The Newfie nodded..."I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day."



"From hunger, you mean?"



"No, from skipping !!!"

Yeah, it's dumb, but remember, it's a Newfie joke!

 

[MikeMartial]

Lol!!

 

[Griz1]

Yay another Alberta boy!

Where U at?

 

[ACEHOLE]

i didnt read it cuz iz not a canadien

 

[MikeMartial]

Yay another Alberta boy!

Where U at?

In the deep south, trying to stay warm

Moved from Edmonton to Lethbridge 5 years ago.

 

[Griz1]

In the deep south, trying to stay warm

Moved from Edmonton to Lethbridge 5 years ago.

Lethbridge boy myself!

Work in the post office building.

LOL!

Small world!