Excuses that dudes make for not getting laid

[Gambino]

it hurst when i orgasm

 

[Sub-Zero]

it hurst when i orgasm

lol sometimes i cum and it feels like blueballs while cumming but then it stops after 10 minutes

 

[Mr. dB]

My cock's too big.

 

[T-Matt]

I NEVER throw it in anyone's face.. They just know I close the deal.. We'll be hanging out at a club or bar and me and the girl leave and they know I'm not gay, I'll hit that shit..

I'd never throw sex in one of my boy's faces, shit, I was the fat fuck in HS and I didn't get any ass..

I hang with them b/c I can't find any dudes who AREN"T like that.. Shit, everyone in St. Pete is a fucking hater.. everyone thinks they are jeff lacey or winky wright.. if they don't get ass, you don't get ass and they want to fight.. it's fucking retarded.. It's all good though cuz I can go out by myself and pull more ass anyways..

T-Matt

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Lets hear some of the main excuses you hear your bros (or hos for you ladies) throw out when they explain why they didn't want to or just plain didn't get laid.

1) I prefer quality over quantity
2) I can't just sleep with someone I don't know
3) its better when feelings are involved
4) i really like this girl, I don't want to rush it
5) I respect myself too much to have sex with someone I am not attracted to

6) Stds.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

#1 is bullshit. The gamble is half the fun

Have you ever had an std? Do you care about your sexual health?

I'm sure you know some of them aren't cureable.












Oh wait you were kidding.

 

[Frisky]

My cock's too big.

thats my excuse too

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

4 is a reguler thing for me.lol I allways get to drunk.

Same with me at school. I'd just zone out.

 

[DannoMight]

I'm ugly as sin and no chicks want my weiner.

 

[BigRupe]

what's the flip side to this? "I prefer quantity over quality", right?

Why the hell would anyone believe that??

I was on doing 300mg's a week of clomid and dude I was so emotional I couldn't just fuck her and leave.

We like chick bonded or something it was freaky.