Excuses that dudes make for not getting laid

[KillahBee]

Valid excuses for not banging chicks:

1) she's got an STD
2) you're already banging someone else at the time way hotter
3) you're gay

#1 is bullshit. The gamble is half the fun

 

[dutchman063]

Lets hear some of the main excuses you hear your bros (or hos for you ladies) throw out when they explain why they didn't want to or just plain didn't get laid.

1) I prefer quality over quantity
2) I can't just sleep with someone I don't know
3) its better when feelings are involved
4) i really like this girl, I don't want to rush it
5) I respect myself too much to have sex with someone I am not attracted to

those sound exclusively like excuses a girl would use to not sleep with a guy

 

[dullboy]

my pussy hurts?

 

[needtogetaas]

1) i got cockblocked by her friend!
2) i got cockblocked by her ex!
3) i got cockblocked by Golden!!!
4) i got too drunk
5) i wasnt drunk enough
6) i was going to, then i found out that xxxx fucked her first, and couldnt do it
7) my ex was watching
8) my sister was watching
9) my girlfriend was watching
10) Golden was watching, she wasnt hot, and he was ALREADY laughing!!
11) i had nowhere to take her!! (i love this one, when it comes from a guy who has had sex with randoms in parks, beaches, and once in a roundabout with cars going by the whole time )
and by far the most common.......
12) she was a bitch anyway man

the stupidest i have heard was a guy saying that the girls asscheeks were different sizes

they werent. i checked heehee

4 is a reguler thing for me.lol I allways get to drunk.

 

[heatherrae]

my pussy hurts?

rofl

 

[Nathan]

This is why I exclusively hit on the mentally retarded. Good people for one thing, and I convince myself they misunderstood when I get turned down.

 

[T-Matt]

LMAO!!! Great thread!

One of my best friends makes up all the excuses in the world for not talking to girls.. "All man, look at her, she's dressed like a slut.. Ah man, she's probably 16.. Ah man, you know she has some STD.. Ah man, she's too skinny for me, I like them thicker." But then he has the audacity to fucking hate on me RIGHT INFRONT OF THE GIRLS when I'm hollerin.. Talking about shit like 'ahh, come on Matt, you can do better than this broad." I'm like 'DUDE.. STFU, I'm actually trying to bang her mom, fuck!"

haha.. No, but this is a serious problem.. What's even worse is when YOU fuck a girl and then your boys are like "Ah man, she wasn't THAT hot.. Ahh, dawg, ANYONE could have fucked that drunk bitch... or Man, she just got out of a relationship, she would have fucked any penis" hahahahahahahaahah.. just kills me

T-Matt

 

[manny78]

those sound exclusively like excuses a girl would use to not sleep with a guy

Word. Guys will usually come up with:

- "oh I was too drunk"

- "I thought she was a coworker"

- "man I wasnt here to get laid, just to party"

- "couldnt, had an office meeting at 8am"

- "she was minor, I'm sure"

 

[Lestat]

LMAO!!! Great thread!

One of my best friends makes up all the excuses in the world for not talking to girls.. "All man, look at her, she's dressed like a slut.. Ah man, she's probably 16.. Ah man, you know she has some STD.. Ah man, she's too skinny for me, I like them thicker." But then he has the audacity to fucking hate on me RIGHT INFRONT OF THE GIRLS when I'm hollerin.. Talking about shit like 'ahh, come on Matt, you can do better than this broad." I'm like 'DUDE.. STFU, I'm actually trying to bang her mom, fuck!"

haha.. No, but this is a serious problem.. What's even worse is when YOU fuck a girl and then your boys are like "Ah man, she wasn't THAT hot.. Ahh, dawg, ANYONE could have fucked that drunk bitch... or Man, she just got out of a relationship, she would have fucked any penis" hahahahahahahaahah.. just kills me

T-Matt

lol! bro i try not to roll with those types, you see them all the time. A lot of dudes on EF are like that too. its jealousy, plain and simple.

 

[Sub-Zero]

LMAO!!! Great thread!

One of my best friends makes up all the excuses in the world for not talking to girls.. "All man, look at her, she's dressed like a slut.. Ah man, she's probably 16.. Ah man, you know she has some STD.. Ah man, she's too skinny for me, I like them thicker." But then he has the audacity to fucking hate on me RIGHT INFRONT OF THE GIRLS when I'm hollerin.. Talking about shit like 'ahh, come on Matt, you can do better than this broad." I'm like 'DUDE.. STFU, I'm actually trying to bang her mom, fuck!"

haha.. No, but this is a serious problem.. What's even worse is when YOU fuck a girl and then your boys are like "Ah man, she wasn't THAT hot.. Ahh, dawg, ANYONE could have fucked that drunk bitch... or Man, she just got out of a relationship, she would have fucked any penis" hahahahahahahaahah.. just kills me

T-Matt

people are haters, so why would you even tell them about banging the girl... do you think they will respect you more for throwing your sexual act in their face?