Excuses that dudes make for not getting laid

[Spartacus]

if you've done any "online" dating as I have
"I'm too drunk"
shit

 

[seizer]

I havent heard any guys come up with excuses for why they havent had sex. Unless one dude was waiting on another to bang a chick (if your into that game stuff), I wouldnt see a reason for an excuse.

A good excuse though:

"i was saving myself for your future wife"

 

[vansmack2000]

whiskey dick

 

[Spartacus]

whiskey dick

that's what i'm talking about
fuck this noise with girls making it "avaliable"
and you're supposed to take it
lose weight,fix your teeth,get educated,have some manners and act like I could bring you home to mother
many reasons for not having a child with a chick

 

[Lestat]

I havent heard any guys come up with excuses for why they havent had sex. Unless one dude was waiting on another to bang a chick (if your into that game stuff), I wouldnt see a reason for an excuse.

A good excuse though:

"i was saving myself for your future wife"

great line

 

[KillahBee]

lolololl @ bigrupe!!!!

 

[Yarg!]

the most common ones ive heard:

im waiting for the right time/woman
shes not hot enough
my dick's too big (i shit you not)
my dick's too small
i think im gay

 

[megamania500]

If all the guys who made excuses for not laying a chick actually told the truth, every one of them would say the same thing:

"I didn't have enough game!"

 

[artrius]

My excuse is that I'm POOR. Ain't got the money to go lookin for chicks. Really, its true. (I'm trying to buy a house right now.)

 

[TC2]

Okay, there are 2 groups of "excuses" here, as I see it.

Group 1:
Excuses # 2, 3, and 4. WHO THE HELL USES THESE?!! I have honestly never heard a man use these before. These are really bad excuses. Really, really bad.

Group 2:
Excuses #1 and 5. Haven't heard #5 too often, word-for-word, but both of these have the same foundation - "I don't need to fuck to get over my insecurities and impress my yuppy friends, a la the college years". Now, if these TRULY are being used for excuses, then that's sad. BUT, there IS such a thing as a man deciding to only sleep with upper tier females and not giving in to the biggest male insecurity of them all - "If my penis isn't in SOMETHING, then my friends will not think I am cool".

Either way, here's to warm vagina :cheers:

I'll claim # 2...The thought of nailing some whore who doesnt know me for shit or me her repulses me.

Seriously any chick that would go fuck some ramdom dude disgusts me totally.