Excuses that dudes make for not getting laid

[Spanky11]

99. She was Swedish.

 

[KillahBee]

 

[Spanky11]

I always find it funny that whenever Lestat starts a post, the following google ads appear:

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[pintoca]

I always find it funny that whenever Lestat starts a post, the following google ads appear:

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lol x

 

[KillahBee]

Lets hear some of the main excuses you hear your bros (or hos for you ladies) throw out when they explain why they didn't want to or just plain didn't get laid.

1) I prefer quality over quantity
2) I can't just sleep with someone I don't know
3) its better when feelings are involved
4) i really like this girl, I don't want to rush it
5) I respect myself too much to have sex with someone I am not attracted to

Okay, there are 2 groups of "excuses" here, as I see it.

Group 1:
Excuses # 2, 3, and 4. WHO THE HELL USES THESE?!! I have honestly never heard a man use these before. These are really bad excuses. Really, really bad.

Group 2:
Excuses #1 and 5. Haven't heard #5 too often, word-for-word, but both of these have the same foundation - "I don't need to fuck to get over my insecurities and impress my yuppy friends, a la the college years". Now, if these TRULY are being used for excuses, then that's sad. BUT, there IS such a thing as a man deciding to only sleep with upper tier females and not giving in to the biggest male insecurity of them all - "If my penis isn't in SOMETHING, then my friends will not think I am cool".

Either way, here's to warm vagina :cheers:

 

[pintoca]

Okay, there are 2 groups of "excuses" here, as I see it.

Group 1:
Excuses # 2, 3, and 4. WHO THE HELL USES THESE?!! I have honestly never heard a man use these before. These are really bad excuses. Really, really bad.

Group 2:
Excuses #1 and 5. Haven't heard #5 too often, word-for-word, but both of these have the same foundation - "I don't need to fuck to get over my insecurities and impress my yuppy friends, a la the college years". Now, if these TRULY are being used for excuses, then that's sad. BUT, there IS such a thing as a man deciding to only sleep with upper tier females and not giving in to the biggest male insecurity of them all - "If my penis isn't in SOMETHING, then my friends will not think I am cool".

Either way, here's to warm vagina :cheers:

Why does everything has to do with insecurities

or 8 balls?

 

[KillahBee]

Why does everything has to do with insecurities

or 8 balls?

It doesn't always. But it is what it is. I don't make the rules.....

Druggy

 

[heatherrae]

Why does everything has to do with insecurities

or 8 balls?

It's called projecting. ;-) HTH

 

[jnevin]

I have deca dick and don't want to bother.

I heard she had the clap and don't want to risk it.

Both of these after seeing said friend sweat both girls so hard I thought he'd sign his car over to them.

 

[Lestat]

Valid excuses for not banging chicks:

1) she's got an STD
2) you're already banging someone else at the time way hotter
3) you're gay