Excuses that dudes make for not getting laid

[superqt4u2nv]

I would have fucked her so hard her roommate would have had an orgasm, but her roommates a guy so I had to pass."

LOL

 

[biteme]

I have nothing to prove. If I wanna get laid, I'll get laid. Don't need to get laid so I can brag about it. Only little boys do that.

 

[Sub-Zero]

i was a buck short

 

[GoldenDelicious]

1) i got cockblocked by her friend!
2) i got cockblocked by her ex!
3) i got cockblocked by Golden!!!
4) i got too drunk
5) i wasnt drunk enough
6) i was going to, then i found out that xxxx fucked her first, and couldnt do it
7) my ex was watching
8) my sister was watching
9) my girlfriend was watching
10) Golden was watching, she wasnt hot, and he was ALREADY laughing!!
11) i had nowhere to take her!! (i love this one, when it comes from a guy who has had sex with randoms in parks, beaches, and once in a roundabout with cars going by the whole time )
and by far the most common.......
12) she was a bitch anyway man

the stupidest i have heard was a guy saying that the girls asscheeks were different sizes

they werent. i checked heehee

 

[Lestat]

how about

I just got laid last night

that has got to be one of the worst.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

how about

I just got laid last night

that has got to be one of the worst.

i can understand that one, especially if last nights girl was a lot hotter than the new one, or you were in bed for the whole day and are simply sexed out

 

[Razorguns]

mine:

i don't go to dingy bars and attention whore danceclubs anymore.

 

[pintoca]

"I didn't feel like it"

 

[perkele]

99. She was Swedish.

 

[KillahBee]

Lets hear some of the main excuses you hear your bros (or hos for you ladies) throw out when they explain why they didn't want to or just plain didn't get laid.

1) I prefer quality over quantity

what's the flip side to this? "I prefer quantity over quality", right?

Why the hell would anyone believe that??