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wiseguy7
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These are all very good reasons why you don't need a girlfriend. The only thing you need is some pocket change for a hooker.
A girlfriend is only good for sex nothing else.
If you get yourself a fvck friend or a hoe you don't have to worry about these problems and questions.
-"is that girl prettier then me"
-"am I fat"
-"does this make me look fat"
-your girl's best friend is fat and ugly and because your dating you have to set her up with one of your friends
-don't have to call her the next day
-no more cuddling
-your Sundays are free for more important things like football and not those stupid boring ass walks
-your Fri/Sat nights are free for whatever you want to do
-no more explaining who that brunette was sitting on your lap
-no more explaining why you smell like another girls perfume
-you don't have to say those 3 words that ever guy says just to get laid, with a hoe she knows why your there
-you don't have to keep explaining why hummers, hand jobs, and oral sex is not cheating
A girlfriend is only good for sex nothing else.
If you get yourself a fvck friend or a hoe you don't have to worry about these problems and questions.
-"is that girl prettier then me"
-"am I fat"
-"does this make me look fat"
-your girl's best friend is fat and ugly and because your dating you have to set her up with one of your friends
-don't have to call her the next day
-no more cuddling
-your Sundays are free for more important things like football and not those stupid boring ass walks
-your Fri/Sat nights are free for whatever you want to do
-no more explaining who that brunette was sitting on your lap
-no more explaining why you smell like another girls perfume
-you don't have to say those 3 words that ever guy says just to get laid, with a hoe she knows why your there
-you don't have to keep explaining why hummers, hand jobs, and oral sex is not cheating