Decam -- The Baseball Team Theory on dating

[Citruscide]

I posted this under Decam's thread about which one of the three girls he should go for... after further review, I think it deserves it's own thread.

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Which one do you go for?

Here's my theory (or my OLD theory since I am currently and will be playing one-on-one)... it's called "The Baseball Team Theory"

On a baseball team, you have NINE (9) players... some, are more important than others... the pitcher... your infield... and so on...
-- apply this to dating... you have 9 available spots on your team... you can move players around to different positions and when you have a full team, your game is on... time to play ball. Of course, sometimes players might not make the cut, and have to get sent down to the farm league for further development... so you can bring up new and hopeful prospects into the "big leagues" for a shot at the "big show"...

I had close to a full team when I met my girl... henceforth, i have cut them all, cancelled all contracts and am happy with my current situation...

The baseball theory has worked well for me through out the years... use it my son... and may the force be with you!

C

 

[needleboy]

Let me know when you need a pinch hitter for that girlie of yours!

 

[The Shadow]

I posted this under Decam's thread about which one of the three girls he should go for... after further review, I think it deserves it's own thread.

C

Which one do you go for?

Here's my theory (or my OLD theory since I am currently and will be playing one-on-one)... it's called "The Baseball Team Theory"

On a baseball team, you have NINE (9) players... some, are more important than others... the pitcher... your infield... and so on...
-- apply this to dating... you have 9 available spots on your team... you can move players around to different positions and when you have a full team, your game is on... time to play ball. Of course, sometimes players might not make the cut, and have to get sent down to the farm league for further development... so you can bring up new and hopeful prospects into the "big leagues" for a shot at the "big show"...

I had close to a full team when I met my girl... henceforth, i have cut them all, cancelled all contracts and am happy with my current situation...

The baseball theory has worked well for me through out the years... use it my son... and may the force be with you!

C

BASEBALL!!

Dayum playa.

When I was dating I would be doing good to have a two man bob-sled team.

 

[Citruscide]

Let me know when you need a pinch hitter for that girlie of yours!

Heh heh... nice try needledick.. but I'm playing one-on-one now... and no substitutions are necessary..

Toche on the witty humor though... that was good.

C

 

[needleboy]

Well, let me know, I heard you were in a bit of a batting slump, just trying to help a brotha out!

 

[Citruscide]

Well, let me know, I heard you were in a bit of a batting slump, just trying to help a brotha out!

Well, there is nothing wrong with my two balls or my stick bro.

C

 

[needleboy]

then why you always bunting??

 

[decem]

damn it citruscide.. you're gonna take attention away from thread.. then i'll be screwed cause i won't get any input and wont' know what to do then i'll never get a damn game going....


ok ok.. anyone reading this thread had BETTA go over to mine and let me know what you think.. k? please..


btw... i like your baseball theory.. but what happens when you have two pitchers.. one is sure to bring you a win everytime.. but can rarely make it to the games.. yet pitcher two is always shows for practice and games.. but still needs alot of work before they start producing wins.. neither of which will accept being the closer.. both of which are good friends and will know what decision the manager has made.. and both of which are likely to quit the team as soon as either one finds out they've been lied to..

i need some free agents

 

[Citruscide]

then why you always bunting??

I don't know... I guess like getting a "Base on Balls" or possibly "Eating the dirt" or maybe... trying to sacrifice to move a man home... you never know...

C

 

[needleboy]