Damn you bleeding woman!!!!

[Bikini Mod]

LoL at TX acessing my matress damage

on the mattress, I'd be pissed about the sheets.

 

[shrimp poboy]

OMG this thread is hilarious...

and to correct ya'll. "Ole lady" is NOT ghetto. Is IS old school biker.

If my husband says, "My Old Lady" (which he rarely does even when it is totally appropriate) it doesn't bother me. Why would it?

I AM his OLD LADY.

Thankyou for a real southern woman to show up and bring a lil class to my thread

 

[Bikini Mod]

Thankyou for a real southern woman to show up and bring a lil class to my thread

You, sir, are in DEEP trouble if I am bringing class to your thread.

As for me being *real southern*... well I may not have been born in Texas, but I got here just as quickly as I could!

 

[rnch]

Its not like she was thrilled with the whole idea but how do you tell a 246 lb mf No?Just aint happnin in my lil world my friend.

pick3 weighs THIS much?

jeeeeezzzzzz


next time use some lube and he won't bleed all over your bed.

 

[cindylou]

OMG this thread is hilarious...

and to correct ya'll. "Ole lady" is NOT ghetto. Is IS old school biker.

If my husband says, "My Old Lady" (which he rarely does even when it is totally appropriate) it doesn't bother me. Why would it?

I AM his OLD LADY.

It bothers me

I HATE IT

pboy I'm sure ur women does not mind though

its just me

 

[Mr. dB]

Turn the mattress over.

 

[Bikini Mod]

It bothers me

I HATE IT

pboy I'm sure ur women does not mind though

its just me

Prolly cause you are:

1. NOT HARDLY ANYWHERE NEAR OLD.

2. Not a biker-bitch.

 

[shrimp poboy]

Turn the mattress over.

Already done I hope nothing starts growing in that yeast trap

 

[miplank]

that's what blowjobs are for!

 

[shrimp poboy]

that's what blowjobs are for!

Yes they are