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Damn you bleeding woman!!!!

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1000.00 mattress ruined from putting the hammer down last night on My bleeding ole lady I was warned But my pecker doesnt give a fuck about petty details. Oh well.
 
Ahhh man....put a fucking towel or two down.....


By the way.......is this racist?

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Smurfy said:
agreed
ol lady is so ghetto.


also, poboy, im kinda grossed out by the visual you have provided. next time, lay down a navy blue towel on the bed or somethin
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You act like I keep clean towels lying around
 
SHRIMP/POBOY said:
If you had any idea how hot my girl was The last thing I thought about when I was pulling that white mouse out with my teeth was a clean towel.
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And if she lets you pull a tampon out with yo teef......I gotta wonder about her too.....lol pics or stfu!



EDIT: No little white mouse pics either!
 
Smurfy said:
also, poboy, im kinda grossed out by the visual you have provided. next time, lay down a navy blue towel on the bed or somethin
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we have dark maroon, navy, etc. Ruined? How? because it has a stain that noboy but you will ever see. shit....
 
chris302001 said:
And if she lets you pull a tampon out with yo teef......I gotta wonder about her too.....lol pics or stfu!



EDIT: No little white mouse pics either!
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Its not like she was thrilled with the whole idea but how do you tell a 246 lb mf No?Just aint happnin in my lil world my friend.
 
OMG this thread is hilarious...

and to correct ya'll. "Ole lady" is NOT ghetto. Is IS old school biker. :)

If my husband says, "My Old Lady" (which he rarely does even when it is totally appropriate) it doesn't bother me. Why would it?

I AM his OLD LADY. :lmao:
 
BIKINIMOM said:
OMG this thread is hilarious...

and to correct ya'll. "Ole lady" is NOT ghetto. Is IS old school biker. :)

If my husband says, "My Old Lady" (which he rarely does even when it is totally appropriate) it doesn't bother me. Why would it?

I AM his OLD LADY. :lmao:
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Thankyou for a real southern woman to show up and bring a lil class to my thread
 
SHRIMP/POBOY said:
Thankyou for a real southern woman to show up and bring a lil class to my thread
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You, sir, are in DEEP trouble if I am bringing class to your thread.

As for me being *real southern*... well I may not have been born in Texas, but I got here just as quickly as I could! :biggrin:
 
SHRIMP/POBOY said:
Its not like she was thrilled with the whole idea but how do you tell a 246 lb mf No?Just aint happnin in my lil world my friend.
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pick3 weighs THIS much?

jeeeeezzzzzz


next time use some lube and he won't bleed all over your bed.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
OMG this thread is hilarious...

and to correct ya'll. "Ole lady" is NOT ghetto. Is IS old school biker. :)

If my husband says, "My Old Lady" (which he rarely does even when it is totally appropriate) it doesn't bother me. Why would it?

I AM his OLD LADY. :lmao:
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It bothers me

I HATE IT

pboy I'm sure ur women does not mind though

its just me

:D
 
Devin gets in my bed with sippy cups full of choco milk and gets choco milk everywhere. It stained my matress and now it looks nasty like it was blood, but it was only choco milk.

DANG IT
 
snacky cake said:
Devin gets in my bed with sippy cups full of choco milk and gets choco milk everywhere. It stained my matress and now it looks nasty like it was blood, but it was only choco milk.

DANG IT
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ya had to come in and pussify my thread didnt ya?
 
SHRIMP/POBOY said:
LoL at TX acessing my matress damage
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LMAO, this ain't MY first rodeo, I know the deal broseph. I've never been scared to raise the Japaneese flag....
 
There oughtta be some sort of industrial cleaning fluid that will take care of this.
 
this is why you always do the first time at HER house.
 
jnevin said:
They should do it as an infomercial.
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Billy Mays here, I'm introducing you to the amazing stain stopper, the Gym Sock. Before you destroy a brand new mattress like this (show Shrimpy's mattress) try the incredible Gym Sock when a plug just isn't enough or you ran out and can't find one under the bathroom sink. Whether it's a light flow day or she's bleeding like a cut cow, use the AMAZING Gym Sock for all occasions. If this ever happed to you (show mattress again) and you wondered how to stop it, get the amazing Gym Sock today!!

But WAIT! order today and you'll get the Gym Sock for you light in the loafers guys. (wink) Ain't shit gettin through here! No pun intended ladies, this is your answer to all your bloody problems, and I ain't English.

Get your's TODAY!!
 
shrimp poboy said:
If you had any idea how hot my girl was The last thing I thought about when I was pulling that white mouse out with my teeth was a clean towel.
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I've pushed one of those up in there before and didnt know it! I couldnt get in all the way and I was like WTF! Then she said "I forgot I had a rag in there" so I had to dig it out it was kinda gross and weird. But I still havent been brave enough to go for my red wings LOL!
 
shrimp poboy said:
Come on bro you gotta know how i roll by now?
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I'm with you bro, I don't give a shit either.

I was just cleaning up my living room and found an old used tampon from my exgirlfriend under the couch cushion. It kind of gave me a partial when I saw it too, because that was a hardcore sex romp session.

Nothing wrong with a little extra lube, am I right?
 
Damn bro just go to the store and get a bottle of hydrogen peroxide... My daughter gets a lot of bloody noses so that is how I know that it works!
BTW you are F'ing gross...
BTW-again one time my x wife cloged the sewer line to the septic tank. When the guy came to clean out the line he was pulling out the old tampons that clogged it. My daughter 3 years old at the time looked and me and said what are those dad? I told her they were little white mice stuck in the drain.
 
Smurfy said:
agreed
ol lady is so ghetto.


also, poboy, im kinda grossed out by the visual you have provided. next time, lay down a navy blue towel on the bed or somethin
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I thought it was trailer park..............................................

Shouldn't it be a maroon towel?????
 
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