Damn you bleeding woman!!!!

[txbondsman]

They should do it as an infomercial.

Billy Mays here, I'm introducing you to the amazing stain stopper, the Gym Sock. Before you destroy a brand new mattress like this (show Shrimpy's mattress) try the incredible Gym Sock when a plug just isn't enough or you ran out and can't find one under the bathroom sink. Whether it's a light flow day or she's bleeding like a cut cow, use the AMAZING Gym Sock for all occasions. If this ever happed to you (show mattress again) and you wondered how to stop it, get the amazing Gym Sock today!!

But WAIT! order today and you'll get the Gym Sock for you light in the loafers guys. (wink) Ain't shit gettin through here! No pun intended ladies, this is your answer to all your bloody problems, and I ain't English.

Get your's TODAY!!

 

[wills_got_rythm]

If you had any idea how hot my girl was The last thing I thought about when I was pulling that white mouse out with my teeth was a clean towel.

I've pushed one of those up in there before and didnt know it! I couldnt get in all the way and I was like WTF! Then she said "I forgot I had a rag in there" so I had to dig it out it was kinda gross and weird. But I still havent been brave enough to go for my red wings LOL!

 

[pdaddyII]

Come on bro you gotta know how i roll by now?

I'm with you bro, I don't give a shit either.

I was just cleaning up my living room and found an old used tampon from my exgirlfriend under the couch cushion. It kind of gave me a partial when I saw it too, because that was a hardcore sex romp session.

Nothing wrong with a little extra lube, am I right?

 

[Smurfy]

one question.

smurfy, why navy?

oh i dunno. because its a dark color.. i was just thinking of the darkest color bath towel i have i suppose...

 

[goin on 4T]

Damn bro just go to the store and get a bottle of hydrogen peroxide... My daughter gets a lot of bloody noses so that is how I know that it works!
BTW you are F'ing gross...
BTW-again one time my x wife cloged the sewer line to the septic tank. When the guy came to clean out the line he was pulling out the old tampons that clogged it. My daughter 3 years old at the time looked and me and said what are those dad? I told her they were little white mice stuck in the drain.

 

[10001110101]

god 1000 dollar mattress? you could have had a high class escort for that.

MOB.

 

[MalibuDebi1972]

1000.00 mattress ruined from putting the hammer down last night on My bleeding ole lady I was warned But my pecker doesnt give a fuck about petty details. Oh well.

Don't go claming when the red tide is in.........

 

[Chrisco915]

agreed
ol lady is so ghetto.


also, poboy, im kinda grossed out by the visual you have provided. next time, lay down a navy blue towel on the bed or somethin

I thought it was trailer park..............................................

Shouldn't it be a maroon towel?????

 

[billfred]

one question.

smurfy, why navy?

yeah.. she seems more like an army type to me