Cuba would probably be cool. The Mob had sweet living areas in Cuba for decades. Gringos are treated pretty well there. I think you need more than $5 k though...
really? I thought a lot of people end up getting away or these things go unsolved and then the authorities just don't really like to mention those cases.
hell mexican customs is a joke too..... about a year ago me and bros we were dirt biking in the desert and just tearing it... (mind u near az/mexi boarder) and we went over an back and forth across the boarder like 8 times..... and about 2 hours later someone came over to see what we were doing...... "just jumping bikes and killin it"
we didnt even know where the boarder exactly was...
plus ive been to mexico prolly 50 times plus and shit its a fucking joke too...everytime man