Here is my theory - Kelly finds out about the affair, and kills this woman. Then she comes to her senses and asks Craig to come up with an idea to get rid of the body. Craig, being loyal and a simple man, comes up with a hum dinger. He decides to set fire to her in his own car. When they are found out, they flee to Massachusetts. Craig, deciding he blends in well enough with the everyday crowd in the Star Market, risks a trip inside for some turkey breast and a Diet Snapple. He sticks out like the sorest thumb you have ever seen, and the rest is history. Kelly is getting her fucking nails done in the meantime. This will make a pretty good tv movie.