Can anyone swallow their cock voluntarily?

[biteme]

LMFAO!!!

 

[WarriorPL]

People say that a lot, but they never end up staying home more.

Tell me that once you're able to suck yourself off.

 

[Baoh]

Tell me that once you're able to suck yourself off.

I just told you.

 

[WarriorPL]

Don't believe you.

 

[gsxr1000]

People say that a lot, but they never end up staying home more.

I think this quick little dialogue from American Pie sums it up:


(Jim's Dad) Yeah, you know, "pounding the ol' pud." I never did it with baked goods. But you know your Uncle Mort? He "pinched the one-eyed snake" five, six times a day. See, it's like, uh, practice for the big game. You see? It's like-- It's like... banging a tennis ball against a brick wall. Which can be fun. It can be fun, but it's not a game.

(Jim) Right.

(Jim's Dad) It's not a game.

(Jim) No.

(Jim's Dad) What you want is you want a partner to return the ball. Do you want a partner?

 

[Baoh]

Don't believe you.

Don't need you to.

 

[Baoh]

I think this quick little dialogue from American Pie sums it up:


(Jim's Dad) Yeah, you know, "pounding the ol' pud." I never did it with baked goods. But you know your Uncle Mort? He "pinched the one-eyed snake" five, six times a day. See, it's like, uh, practice for the big game. You see? It's like-- It's like... banging a tennis ball against a brick wall. Which can be fun. It can be fun, but it's not a game.

(Jim) Right.

(Jim's Dad) It's not a game.

(Jim) No.

(Jim's Dad) What you want is you want a partner to return the ball. Do you want a partner?

Exactly.

 

[WarriorPL]

Great movie..... Jim's dad is the man too.

 

[Scarlett33]

This reminds me of that old joke, "why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can."

 

[duritz]