Can anyone swallow their cock voluntarily?

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Before I die, I would like to meet someone that can do this besides myself. I can stick the bastard completely down my throat, giving the appearance that I have swallowed it, but I can pull it right back out. I have a long ass cock.

 

[gsxr1000]

 

[HollywoodSwole]

Wow, I had to wait for that pic to load, but fukeneh it was worth it.

 

[flexed1]

send me pictures I will tell you who can and can't. Has nothing to do with size just being flexible.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Before I die, I would like to meet someone that can do this besides myself. I can stick the bastard completely down my throat, giving the appearance that I have swallowed it, but I can pull it right back out. I have a long ass cock.

That ain't shit! The question is can you Swallow without gagging?

 

[DUSTY]

Before I die, I would like to meet someone that can do this besides myself. I can stick the bastard completely down my throat, giving the appearance that I have swallowed it, but I can pull it right back out. I have a long ass cock.

WHY WOULD I DO SOMETHING SO NASTY?

 

[***]

i can make one of those real life replicas of my cock and swallow it!

that's bs! prove yourself. post pics.

 

[Baoh]

Yes.

 

[WarriorPL]

Aparently people who do Yoga can do that. I gotta tell you though, if i were able to suck my own cock, i would stay home more.

 

[Baoh]

Aparently people who do Yoga can do that. I gotta tell you though, if i were able to suck my own cock, i would stay home more.

People say that a lot, but they never end up staying home more.

 

[biteme]

LMFAO!!!

 

[WarriorPL]

People say that a lot, but they never end up staying home more.

Tell me that once you're able to suck yourself off.

 

[Baoh]

Tell me that once you're able to suck yourself off.

I just told you.

 

[WarriorPL]

Don't believe you.

 

[gsxr1000]

People say that a lot, but they never end up staying home more.

I think this quick little dialogue from American Pie sums it up:


(Jim's Dad) Yeah, you know, "pounding the ol' pud." I never did it with baked goods. But you know your Uncle Mort? He "pinched the one-eyed snake" five, six times a day. See, it's like, uh, practice for the big game. You see? It's like-- It's like... banging a tennis ball against a brick wall. Which can be fun. It can be fun, but it's not a game.

(Jim) Right.

(Jim's Dad) It's not a game.

(Jim) No.

(Jim's Dad) What you want is you want a partner to return the ball. Do you want a partner?

 

[Baoh]

Don't believe you.

Don't need you to.

 

[Baoh]

I think this quick little dialogue from American Pie sums it up:


(Jim's Dad) Yeah, you know, "pounding the ol' pud." I never did it with baked goods. But you know your Uncle Mort? He "pinched the one-eyed snake" five, six times a day. See, it's like, uh, practice for the big game. You see? It's like-- It's like... banging a tennis ball against a brick wall. Which can be fun. It can be fun, but it's not a game.

(Jim) Right.

(Jim's Dad) It's not a game.

(Jim) No.

(Jim's Dad) What you want is you want a partner to return the ball. Do you want a partner?

Exactly.

 

[WarriorPL]

Great movie..... Jim's dad is the man too.

 

[Scarlett33]

This reminds me of that old joke, "why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can."

 

[duritz]

 

[distanced]

 

[ajtomasi]

SUCK THAT SHIT BITCH!!!!

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Look what the cat dragged out! You missed some classic HULKSTER or did you?

 

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Obviously this thread is a parody of Biteme's thread talking about swallowing tongue.

 

[distanced]

I just use the searches and the ana board a bit as of last week (dropped my plat and don't spend 4hrs a day here anymore), but I dropped by and saw this, and had to throw up the pic cause this was the first post worthy of it.