*Bunny* said:We are currently Not speaking ... He likes to play dirty tricks and throw sand in my face ... the little *insert expletive* got sand in my mouth & eyes so now I can't sleep ... bastard...![]()
(enter stage right: Large, be-fanged Rabbit spitting sand from mouth):
El Rabito: " I swear, I will send away for that Charles Atlas Program TODAY!"
(Rabbit exits stage left, lights go down to the sounds of Mr. Sandman getting a furry knee where the sun-dont-shine.)
END ACT ONE
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