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bros, those farts are killing me!!!

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RussianBro

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Well, high protein diet finally shows some side-effects. I tried Tums, Pepcid-Ac and all that bullshit. Every minute I feel like I can blow up my apartment building. At work (I work at the bank) I have to take fucking breaks to blow it out every five minutes. And while doing that have to make sure nobody is in the bathroom or smokes around me. My wife refuses to sleep with me now and whole house stinks like hell (my wife though, bless her soul, sprays Pier 1 stuff every day). What the hell can I do about it? I take about 200 grams of protein a day. Love my shakes. It's not milk. I tried to change milk on water and the same effect. I'm affraid that damage to our appartment is perminent and smell (oh, fuck, that crazy smell drives me insane!!!) will be here.
Any suggestions. Don't want to give up my protein shakes.
Peace out...
 
try ginger root or make a tea out of lemons skin and drink it with every meal
i eat a lot of protein.. don't even count it... i just pig out on it on every meal and i don't fart all that much... so you should consider going to the doctor and get checked...

peace

Gerardo *
 
You got it all wrong. When im in class and fart i turn to the dude next to me and i say "damn man, what did you eat"

It comes with terrirtory i like my shit stinking shit up.
 
i know exactly what you are going through! thestuff kills me lol. you just have to live with it(thats what i did) it eventually went away... god damn i'll never forget it though
 
Bwhahaha There must be a permanent stench in your underroos now!!

Seriously take some Ginger Root. That should help you with your digestion.

I bought some Mahi Mahi at the store the other day and I was ripping the nasty fucking farts ever. I shit you not the smell was bad enough to peel the paint off the walls.
I don't know what it is about that Mahi Mahi but it does a number on me.
 
Your body will probably adjust. I used to get that along time ago and now I usually take in about 300-350 g of protein a day with no problem. Or you can go to www.under-tech.com and get a pair of fart pants. No bullshit im looking at an article right now in muscular development it says they come with replacable pads. But don't get carried away because they don't filter out sound.
 
I got one word for you...FIBER. How is your fiber intake? This used to be a problem of mine until I drastically increased my fiber intake. With every meal, you should be taking in adequate amnts. Fiber helps stablize your blood sugar levels and also helps with digestion, especially protein. I would add more fiberous vegetables to your diet such as brocolli, leafy spinach, celery ect. Also, look to replace white rice and breads for their more higher fiber counterparts (brown rice, whole wheat bread) as these have more fiber, vitamins, and minerals. Give it a try, your wife will thank you LOL.:)
 
im not sure what hte hell is going on but ive never had a problem with gas when i eat lot of prot. but eversing=ce ive been taking d-bol now im gettin big but im also peeling the paint off the walls. what the fuck is up??? maybe im just retarted!!!
 
Join the club, I used to enjoy farting in front of my friends because they were so gross but lately I can't even stand my own. My place smells like a fucking sewer that leaks methane gas. I 'm scared to light a match. I've been taking a product called Beano and I take 3-4 tabs before each meal and now I hardly fart at all. Try it
 
i smell your pain, my g/f makes me sleep on the couch on bad nights
try some gas-x i heard that works
i would rather she her reaction than not stinking though
 
i go through this day in and day out. at work i pray to the lord above that noone comes into my office after i just ripped one. man, i let out some raunchy shit!! i have to leave my own office sometimes.
 
sometime in class i'll let a left cheek sneak go and blame it on a girl next to me
i'd turn to her a say "that is fucking nasty" and go about my business.
the look on their faces is worth a million dollars
 
try simethicone (aka Gas-X or Flatulex) ....its over the counter and it works by decreasing the surface tension of the gas while its in your intestine and thus allows it to be reabsorbed before exitting.


T
 
If you did feel slightly evil you could use your powers to give your girl a dutch oven(dutch oven- This is when you fart in bed and pull the cover over your girls head and hold the sheets down with all your might making sure she and even more importantly the smell doesn't escape).
 
This is disgusting. My G/F of 4 years has yet to hear or smell my fart. I don't know what she'd do if she did though!!!

Anyone ever have your girl fart while bangin?
 
:devil:
Your body will adjust to it after a while. Drink plenty of water besides the protein, this will help the digestion. I'm glad I don't have this problem because my shit don't stink!:D If you don't believe me you can ask any one of my Bros!
 
jstrong20 said:
not yet but I always look forward to new experiences!
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I wouldn't look forward to that...It's a most uncomfortable, embarassing moment. I couldn't stop laughing for like 20 mins when she did it. Whooooo.
 
Fuck that...papaya, ginger, water, fiber...none are working for my 100 gram egg protein eating ass (not to mention the other 150 protein/day).

Gonna try gas-X, wife is not liking this much and it's tough at work...gotta get up to piss every 15mins, get up to eat every 2 hours, get up to go bust ass in hardbody_jr's area and run every 5mins.

Rugger
 
I've tried all that otc bullshit, I'm on dnp right now and my ass literaly makes me sick. Is there anything prescription strength:confused:
 
what is really funny is to bust ass for awhile then before you leave look every the eye and say "it was me!!"
it is fucking funny
 
HEy

BRo I learned in Nutrition Class last semester that the body does that becuase it cannot process all that Milk sugar or just regular protein u takingin . WHile ginger root is good what u shoul def take is Acidophilus supplements. THis makes more of the enzyme (the enzyme that breaks down and helps digest protein) in ur stomach. Give it a try
 
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO, shit bro's i've been here reading this post rolling my ass all over the floor laughing, LOL, damn i let 3 good ones gowhile i was reading this POST, LMFAOOOO:lmao: :lmao:
oh shit, i gotta go take a shit now, lol, damn those protein shakes
 
CHEAP PROTEIN

It may be the quality of your protein. If you are buying cheap, $25 whey protein concentrate then yes, you will fart up a storm. Go for CFM or Isolate. You will pay more, but cheap protein is only 77% protein anyways. The rest is fillers, which is one of the reasons that makes you fart. You will also notice less bloat.
 
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