*breaking news* - megan fox is single!!

[Razorguns]

OMFG!!!!

Screw you bitches - I have to start my mission.

*loads up microsoft word*

ALERT!!!! Megan Fox -- SINGLE - TMZ.com

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[KillahBee]

Now that fucking girl is DOPE

 

[ortiz34]

she looks like michael jackson

 

[ddhicks620]

bet she's regretting that tatoo right about now

 

[Razorguns]

Who cares. Already came back from the post office. Off to draw a painting.

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[Lambruh]

she's really hot for the typical hollywood chick, plus she's exactly my type. (no fake tan, no over obese bewbs, flawless face, incredible eyes, slim yet a nice curve)

but imma be honest, you live/go to a college town, there's a brickload of chix that pull her weight in hawtness

 

[Razorguns]

there's a brickload of chix that pull her weight in hawtness

No there isn't.

I'm creating a youtube dedication video. Perhaps me singing to her. I just know she'll see it and instantly fall in love.

r

 

[KillahBee]

she's really hot for the typical hollywood chick, plus she's exactly my type. (no fake tan, no over obese bewbs, flawless face, incredible eyes, slim yet a nice curve)

but imma be honest, you live/go to a college town, there's a brickload of chix that pull her weight in hawtness

agreed on all counts

though you missed "is most likely bat shit crazy and therefore loves to be punched and bloodied during orgasm"

 

[jaybois]

No there isn't.

I'm creating a youtube dedication video. Perhaps me singing to her. I just know she'll see it and instantly fall in love.

r

She's probley not in to dudes that live in their grandma's basement.

 

[Lambruh]

^^ lol


srsly thou, you know how the professionals make hollywood chicks look poo banging, now she's all going nip/tuck fuckin with her face.. man, lemme see her when she gets outta bed and walks to class in a tee

in the celeb world thou, there isn't much that can compete right now with Meg