*breaking news* - megan fox is single!!

[KillahBee]

^^ lol


srsly thou, you know how the professionals make hollywood chicks look poo banging, now she's all going nip/tuck fuckin with her face.. man, lemme see her when she gets outta bed and walks to class in a tee

in the celeb world thou, there isn't much that can compete right now with Meg

so as I've mentioned, I did an event recently with all the SI Swimsuit models. The first time I was with them was at 3am after a cross country flight. It's scary how different they look then and after 2 hours of make up.

 

[Lambruh]

i believe it, that's why it's rough going back to your place after a long night, ruined pillows + expensive sheets cashed, the smell... I swear on my life i've told a few that I still live at home to take care of my mom, they get spooked, "oh, lets just kick it my place I guess".. There's no other way

 

[KillahBee]

lmfao

i love pussy

 

[Lambruh]

what was up with last weekend, were a few lookin to get shagged or just dance around on tables flaunting

 

[KillahBee]

que?

 

[slat1]

You think she masturbates to her own pictures?!?!?

 

[KillahBee]

You think she masturbates to her own pictures?!?!?

my bet is that she hates herself nad the fact that uncle steve slid it in once during christmas eve

thanks to that, guys like me have a shot to booookak all over her

 

[Lambruh]

que?

those swimsuit models

 

[KillahBee]

those swimsuit models

it's funny cause most are 18 or 2o or so. in the end, they are still all young girls who feed off attention and have crushes on guys, etc.

a select few fucked.

most were REALLY drunk.

a bunch partied all night with us.

a few were boring / weird foreign

 

[Lambruh]

sounds like ya got a sweet job sonny, just splurge the buffet of the world and taste test the field. Does it really even matter to sit down and have a full meal? No, it doesn't