Bad Shit Problems Help Everyone!!!

[Juice Authority]

Not to be too intrusive, but are you gay, or do you routinely get objects placed up your rectum? Your anal spincter may be strected out and causing some leakage.

 

[georgie24]

That Stinks Bro!! I am sorry to smell, uh I mean hear that.

j/k lol

 

[OXANDRIN]

I don't know......but i always take a hot shower and then have to take a shit.... its really sucks cause i always feel like i need to shower after i shit, especially when I'm going out with a chick.

Nothing worse then leaving a stain on their sheets (or yours) that is something other than the mangoo

 

[SoreArms]

Shave your ass hairs. The hairier you are down there, the more shit will stick to your hairs. I find that I wipe less when I shave the crack (it's a skill).

 

[gibs0n]

I once read in a surfing magazine, that a good method to get it nice n clean is to grab a huge wad of TP, then spit on it real good, then wipe that bad boy clean. After that, find some darker coloured undies to wear n unless it stinks to high heaven, no one's gonna notice, not even mom when she does the washing

 

[JamesK]

Shave your ass hairs. The hairier you are down there, the more shit will stick to your hairs. I find that I wipe less when I shave the crack (it's a skill).

I DO THAT! HAHAHA!

 

[Lumberg]

I once read in a surfing magazine, that a good method to get it nice n clean is to grab a huge wad of TP, then spit on it real good, then wipe that bad boy clean. After that, find some darker coloured undies to wear n unless it stinks to high heaven, no one's gonna notice, not even mom when she does the washing

Dude that's beyond nasty.

 

[jh1]

You've got to be kidding? Shave your ass crack?

Holy motherfucking shit.... That has got to be about the most uncomfortable thing to even think about. So for you assholes that have tried this... what's the stubble like as it grows back in?

May want to try to get that bad-boy lasered or something... shave? Fuck that....

 

[gibs0n]

Hair removal cream works a treat on the arse, fucked if I'm putting a blade anywhere near mine!

 

[SoreArms]

You mean the prickly ass hairs you get after about a week?

It's not that bad. Better than feeling like you have shit on your ass all day long.

I've read threads in EF about people using the creams down there, gotta give them a try. Besides, i'm not just shaving my ass, I'm trimming the entire woods. Believe me, chicks digg it when it's nice and smooth down there.

Don't knock it until you try it (unless you don't have to).