Bad Shit Problems Help Everyone!!!

[plex1500]

This is a bad subject to write about but i need answers! And the best place is here from my fellow brothers of IRON. When i take a crap i can not get the crap off my ass even after 1 roll of TP and several wet paper towels. I will need to wipe on and off the rest of the day! I run 2 gyms and this is not a nice feeling to walk around with all day! I have tried adding fiber to my diet and cutting my shakes from 5 a day to 2 or 3 along with 5 or 6 solid meals. Still the same problem...i do not handle milk well so i do not drink it and avoid dairy foods. But whey protien and weight gainer have dairy in them...could this be the problem???? i wonder if i switch to just egg protien would it help...but as far as weight gain for extra calories i wonder if they make one without milk? or is there something else i could use? PLEASE HELP! Am i alone in this?
THANKS sorry for the sick read!

 

[Little Rage]

look to buy whey isolate, instead of concentrate. This should help if you can't handle milk.

 

[Juice Authority]

Wow! So I guess dirty underwear is a given here not to mention (SAS) stinky ass syndrome. Taking fiber is going to make you shit more! I would suggest an anal enema and get that poop shute thoroughly cleaned out.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

That Stinks Bro!! I am sorry to smell, uh I mean hear that.

j/k lol

 

[JuicePimp]

Not to be too intrusive, but are you gay, or do you routinely get objects placed up your rectum? Your anal spincter may be strected out and causing some leakage.

 

[marshallmadman]

Switch from Chocolate flavors to Vanilla. The coloring they use in Chocolate proteins turns everything in your system brown, not to mention your underwear! It sounds like you are drinking an awful lot of this stuff. Another tip: BABY WIPES!

 

[jh1]

Another tip: BABY WIPES!

Yup. They rule.

If you can afford it... get one of these:

http://www.washlet.com/default.asp

 

[wizardnor]

This stuff fix me up
CAPcarao Natural Blood Builder
http://costa-rica-natural.com/

 

[The Terminator]

Take a shower after you shit...

 

[matto18]

LOL what a shitty problem to have! good luck bro!