Asylum Numbers

[spatts]

DAMN...how did this go from a thread about our gym...to an Internet Lynching. Arioch...calling me a BB...you know where to hit a man where it hurts.

I was tryin to come up with a witty reply...but I have been humbled by your "Smack Down" ability. I am going to go lick my wounds...but I'll be back one day...you haven't heard the last of me.

Well, you DID shave your arms last week.

 

[Deciever]

Well, you DID shave your arms last week.

LOL! With all this discussion about hannibal being a closet body builder... i have a question..
Spatts: Has hannibal ever come into the assylum for box squats all oiled up in a speedo, at 3 % bodyfat, with a bright orange tan??

 

[Hannibal]

Well, you DID shave your arms last week.

I'VE BEEN OUTTED...I WASN'T EVEN IN...

"Not that there's anything wrong with that."

A guy has insomnia and uses a beard trimmer to entertain himself...and THIS is what happens...he gets called a BB. That's just WRONG!

 

[Screwball]

I'm going to wax my ass... For all the lovely ladies...

 

[benchmonster]

AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just got an involuntary image of Screwball's waxed ass!!!!!!

I may never get hard again!!!!!!


B.

 

[Screwball]

I said it was for all the lovely ladies... Quit thinking about my ass damn it!

 

[Deciever]

eww

 

[Hannibal]

Guess we should change the title of this thread to "ASSYLUM Numbers."

 

[Screwball]

Okay, I too will get the "Brazillian" wax. Will it hurt much? Smooth good, pain bad...

 

[Deciever]

this cant lead to anything good.. i can see it now ...

::Screw ball and Spatterson walk into a Spa together::

Spa person: What would you guys like done today?

Spatterson: I'll have a brazillian wax

Spa person : Okay, come right this way...

Screwball : i wanna get my ass waxed , i wanna get my ass waxed!

Spa person :excuse me??

Screwball: I want one of them african wax things , iwanna be smooth for all the ladies, and all of bench monsters mental images

Spa Person : you mean a brazillian wax?

Screwball : Yeah thats it


::Screwball and spatterson are in their own rooms, getting ready for their treatment::


Spatterson : ouch, that kinda hurt


::Screwball in other room::

Screwball : (with tears running down his cheeks) : OMG!! omg!! stop it! stop it! It hurts so mcuh... jeez... how much hair do i have down there. God this hurts.

::Both treatments finish and they both walk out::

Spatterson: so how'd it go?

Screwball : Good, didnt hurt a bit, barely even felt it.