Anyone done a Master Cleanse?

[wootoom]

2 weeks?

 

[Captain FT]

No you're knot

 

[WoodyO]

Dos semanas?

 

[dabuffguy]

Give it a shot captain but definitely do it correctly and completely. I started with a natural laxative the day before. This kick starts everything.

I never felt the need for calories but was prepared to add if I got weak or shaky. The first few days you have to be near a bathroom and need to avoid others eating. After awhile the smell of food was not tempting.
Toward the end you get strange waives of euphoria and spikes in energy. When you are completed the energy is great plus mood and I personal was able to stop medicating my acid reflux for over a year before doing another one. Don't worry, you gain all your lost weight back.

Buff, I'm discussing something from real life experience, not googling the info and baitin' to voyeur ankle shots. You porn bashing virgin. Real talk.

Real talk?

What's real talk is how asinine it is that there are human beings that exist that think that they are geniuses when they are retarded enough to starve themselves for 10 days and think they are being healthy and smart.


Bro, I'm not even trying to be a dick, but I'm telling that doing that is absolutely horrible to your body. Completely fucking retarded. Honestly. Stop doing it.



And the other thing is, that your body isn't just riddled with toxins that keep you from being healthy. Your liver and kidneys are designed to do that by themselves, filter out anything that is threatening to your body, and if you just east healthy food in the first place you will be just fine.



Aside from fasting for a day every 4 to 8 weeks, you don't need to do anything. The whole "cleanse" concept is a damn hoax and a lie. Don't be stupid and fooled by the bullshit.

And lol @ saying I googled this. I may be a dried up virgin that doesn't know a twat from a tree, but these robs know that when it comes to this stuff, I am about the last person that needs Google anything. Blee dat. Real talk. Lock it up.

 

[Captain FT]

I'm doing a juice cleanse for a day, got all my stuff at Whole Foods since I don't have a juicer I chose Suja Juice, about as good as you can get. I'm doing their 1 day cleanse.

 

[-SD-]

Can I blow it out my ass?

 

[Captain FT]

Started today doing a salt water flush then had an assplosion about 90 minutes later. Unfortunately I felt it coming when I left the house to go to work, I wasn't going to make it so I turned around to go back home for sexy time assplosions.

 

[-SD-]

If you were on Robolics your anus muscles would be so powerful that nothing could escape it

or enter it

whichever way you roll rob, Im not here to judge

 

[WoodyO]

Pics of the anal volcano or you're lying.

 

[Captain FT]

If you were on Robolics your anus muscles would be so powerful that nothing could escape it

or enter it

whichever way you roll rob, Im not here to judge

Could have used that xtra sphincter power this morning. My dockers have that fucking inside button that delayed me an extra 2 seconds dropping trow and a little came out in my briefs

When a SWF wants to make its exit make sure you are close to a bathroom and not turning around in a car and praying you make it home. There was no stopping it today. Like a tsunami just mowing down everything in its path no matter how strong the structure is, you can't contain its power.