Anal Orgasms!!

[addickt]

Well I am not a chick, but here is a great way. Spend a lot of time eating her out, as you are doing so work you way to her ass, she wont really even notice. Lick her ass as much as possible, stick your tounge all up in there. Show her how good it feels, she will freak. Then make sure she is really wet, finger her pussy, and get lots of juice all over her, and swish it down to her asshole. Go back and forth licking her ass, and getting it real wet. Then slowley, and I MEAN SLOW, stick you tip of your finger in while you are licking her clit etc. This will drive her crazy. Start from there and work your way up. It takes time, but she needs to know how good it feels!

Your girl is fine as fuck, and so is Azia. So congrats on the conquests bro. I dont know about licking assholes though. I sure as fuck dont know about licking assholes and bragging about.

My wife is beautiful, Playboy beautiful as a matter of fact. Her tits look a lot like your wifes, maybe they went to the same doctor, but I aint licking no assholes. If i ever did, it would have to be like Brittney Spears or something. Eating assholes aint nothing nice bro. Glad you enjoy it though.

 

[luvs2workout]

Your girl is fine as fuck, and so is Azia. So congrats on the conquests bro. I dont know about licking assholes though. I sure as fuck dont know about licking assholes and bragging about.

My wife is beautiful, Playboy beautiful as a matter of fact. Her tits look a lot like your wifes, maybe they went to the same doctor, but I aint licking no assholes. If i ever did, it would have to be like Brittney Spears or something. Eating assholes aint nothing nice bro. Glad you enjoy it though.

Fuck that! youd eat Brittney's ass, but not your beautiful playboy lookin wife??? thats fucked up

 

[addickt]

Fuck that! youd eat Brittney's ass, but not your beautiful playboy lookin wife??? thats fucked up

I would only eat Brittneys ass cause I havent been fucking her for 5 years. I Pobably wouldnt eat her ass after 5 years either. It sure as fuck wouldnt become a regular occasion type thing. Maybe if my wife held out for a couple of years and didnt give me any skins I would have considered it. Doubt it, I more than likely would have just found someone else I could fuck and not eat ass, but its possible I guess.

 

[addickt]

hmmmmmm. OK. Well rather than even make an attempt to respond (cause there is no way I am touching the whole brittney vs your wife thing). I will just say that to each his own. We all like differnt things. I for one, am all about pleasing my wife, or whatever woman have been with. I have been married for 8 years, and I will lick Kronkette's ass day and night, I will jam my tounge up there forever and I did the same to Azia. When they are thrashing around in bed and cumming over and over again, I would say that its worth it.

Not to mention that we are very clean and always shower before etc.

Whatever bro, enjoy!

Luckily enough for me, I can make my wife thrash around and cum again and again without licking assholes. I must be gifted.

Also, how the fuck are you posting without being logged in?????

 

[addickt]

LOL! I am sure you can bro, I am not questioning your abilities.

I am in invisable mode, you can set that in your option on your profile.

btw - No flames at all, everybody has an opinion on tossing salad. I guess its an aquired taste! LMAO!

I guess i would wanna be invisible if I was licking assholes too.
Just fucking with ya bro. I am sure it is an acquired taste.

I just like my salad ranch and CROUTONS, you like yours with dooky and CLING-ONS.

No flame kronk- just kidding.

 

[addickt]

addikt, just eat the ass already! Yer girl 'l love it. It doesn't taste like nothin. I'll shove my tongue ddeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep in that stuff. unless she doesn't wipe her ass, it's clean.

Ok you guys are giving me a complex here. You are making me feel like my wife is missing out on something..

How about I just get her really drunk... Put her face down on a pillow, get some peanut butter..... rub it on her asshole; and let my dog lick her ass?

I am trying to find some middle ground here.

 

[BigPhysicsBastard]

Ok you guys are giving me a complex here. You are making me feel like my wife is missing out on something..

How about I just get her really drunk... Put her face down on a pillow, get some peanut butter..... rub it on her asshole; and let my dog lick her ass?

I am trying to find some middle ground here.

Yeah, your wife IS missing something.....and so are you. I don't know if you watch porn or not bro, but if you've ever seen lesbian porn you'd see how much attention the girls give each other buttholes while they're down on each other. Plus, YOU specifically are missing out if your wife isn't doing it TO YOU!!!

 

[M56M]

bpb - great point on her doing it to him!!!

You guys are going to give him a heart attack, i don't think he was ready for that...LOL

M56M

 

[addickt]

Yeah, your wife IS missing something.....and so are you. I don't know if you watch porn or not bro, but if you've ever seen lesbian porn you'd see how much attention the girls give each other buttholes while they're down on each other. Plus, YOU specifically are missing out if your wife isn't doing it TO YOU!!!

I guess my wife will be missing out then. We have had 3 somes, 4 somes and done a lot of freaky shit in our times. ( beads, toys, strangulation, even stun guns) Licking assholes has just never appealed to me. I guess i am weird like that. Also, as far as having my ass licked, I honestly think I would lose respect for her if she was licking my asshole. And I sure as fuck wouldnt kiss her for a long ass time.

I will pass on the ass licking. I reiterate---

I will take my salad with ranch and croutons. You take yours with dooky and cling-ons.

Maybe I will spit on my dick next time I stick it in her ass though. Is that a step in the right direction?

 

[addickt]

Fuckin A man, you'll fuck others, strangle each other, and zap each other with cattle prods, but you won't eat butt? dude.........cmon.

BTW.--sup with the strangulation, i know where yer comin from but tell me more.

She loves to be strangled. When I say strangled... I mean STRANGLED..... It all kinda happened by accident the first time.. But since then, its been ON...

We were in the middle of fucking one day ( I was also on a heavy test cycle so I had a lot of aggression).. and she started squirming too much. I wrapped my hand around her neck "and was like where are you going?" She started gasping and going crazy... but as soon as I took my hands off she was like do that again... So i was like fuck it....... Bam Bam, cough cough, YOU LIKE THAT BITCH? HOWS MY COCK FEEL? O YOU CANT BREATHE BITCH? GOOOOOOD FUCKING BITCH YOU LIKE THAT!

She loves the shit, everytime we fuck now she asks me to choke her. My Motto is "Until She Is Blue, her ass isnt through!"

She Usually likes it best when I let go right before she goes unconscious... She CUMS LIKE CRAZY..

But if I have had a bad day, occasionally, I will choke her completely out. ( Which sucks caue then I have to quit) She doesnt mind though.

It is also a nice feeling of power... Much better that sticking your tongue in her ass I am sure!