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Why do black fags love white cock, but they hate Black Pride? And it's ok. But if I avoid black cock, I am a racist. wtf?
Palin = Caribou Barbie
DC had some really unattractive fags up there. I would have rather slammed my dick 1000 times in a car door than have sex with any of them. And they are all so old fashion. You wanted me to treat you like a "lady" on our date? Sorry, but when I last checked we were both guys. I can pretend that you have a uterus, and you can pretend that I'll call you back for a second date.
Rob when your boyfriend said "I am only with you until I find someone better", you should have replied "well then you better get comfy bitch cause you gonna be here a long time." That would have made his guyliner run.
Years ago someone once told me - mistaken as they were - that the whole world doesn't revolve around me. I sat down, started to rethink my strategy and within 5 minutes had fixed that little dilemma. And yes, it does.
Why don't smokers just quit. Hell, it's not like it is crack or something.
When I grew up, I thought all lesbians were like the GLOW Girls of wrestling. You know, beautiful, fit, aggressive. But instead they all turned out to be dykes from the mullet farm that can't stop their waist from expanding at the same rate as their age. Bitches. All of them. But they could still whip those silly MMA peeps any day of the week.
If you have never been married and are over 35 and still attending weddings, you are a self hating worm.
I don't get these internet sex sites. I don't know about the rest of you, but when I want sex - I go have sex. I don't sit online with anonymous strangers chatting about how horny we all are. I want an orgasm, not an e-gasm.
That being said, I do strive daily to be an amoral sex fiend.
Why are handicap people so bitter? I parked in a handicap spot at the mall recently - with my legit handicap sticker I might add - and when I came out, I saw this tiny angry little troll glaring at me as he wheeled his little chariot by.
Scott - You brag about how you’re only a top in your relationship, but with a face like your boyfriend’s, I would hold it down into the pillow, too.
Don't you fucking hate people in offices that fucking cough all the fucking time. Fuck.
Palin = Caribou Barbie
DC had some really unattractive fags up there. I would have rather slammed my dick 1000 times in a car door than have sex with any of them. And they are all so old fashion. You wanted me to treat you like a "lady" on our date? Sorry, but when I last checked we were both guys. I can pretend that you have a uterus, and you can pretend that I'll call you back for a second date.
Rob when your boyfriend said "I am only with you until I find someone better", you should have replied "well then you better get comfy bitch cause you gonna be here a long time." That would have made his guyliner run.
Years ago someone once told me - mistaken as they were - that the whole world doesn't revolve around me. I sat down, started to rethink my strategy and within 5 minutes had fixed that little dilemma. And yes, it does.
Why don't smokers just quit. Hell, it's not like it is crack or something.
When I grew up, I thought all lesbians were like the GLOW Girls of wrestling. You know, beautiful, fit, aggressive. But instead they all turned out to be dykes from the mullet farm that can't stop their waist from expanding at the same rate as their age. Bitches. All of them. But they could still whip those silly MMA peeps any day of the week.
If you have never been married and are over 35 and still attending weddings, you are a self hating worm.
I don't get these internet sex sites. I don't know about the rest of you, but when I want sex - I go have sex. I don't sit online with anonymous strangers chatting about how horny we all are. I want an orgasm, not an e-gasm.
That being said, I do strive daily to be an amoral sex fiend.
Why are handicap people so bitter? I parked in a handicap spot at the mall recently - with my legit handicap sticker I might add - and when I came out, I saw this tiny angry little troll glaring at me as he wheeled his little chariot by.
Scott - You brag about how you’re only a top in your relationship, but with a face like your boyfriend’s, I would hold it down into the pillow, too.
Don't you fucking hate people in offices that fucking cough all the fucking time. Fuck.
